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jballs@sh.itjust.works to 196English · 10 months ago

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  • Batman@lemmy.world
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    …I wonder if my girlfriend would let me feed her milk like this…

    • Kit
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      Step 1) Get a girlfriend

      • LostXOR@fedia.io
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        Or a boyfriend! With adequately long hair.

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          Or bald and use a plunger

          • u/lukmly013 💾 (lemmy.sdf.org)@lemmy.sdf.org
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            Who’s coming up with these stock images

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              If I ever go bald this will definitely be one of my kinks.

            • GratefullyGodless@lemmy.world
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              But why isn’t there an orb in those pictures for him to ponder?

              • tb_@lemmy.world
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                The plunger is on the orb

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          I dunno, filling a bottle with a boyfriends milk can take a while.

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            Looks like a normal bottle of cow’s milk in the image. I suppose for a boyfriend you’d want bull’s milk.

        • A_Very_Big_Fan@lemmy.worldM
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      deleted by creator

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    • Thteven@lemmy.world
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      For ponderin

    • tunasyne
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      the second wizard war is soon upon us…

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        Tomorrow i’ll post a wizard casting the “ponders your orbs” and lemmy will break.

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      🧙‍♂️🔵

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      Wizard memes

    • ramenshaman@lemmy.world
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      I don’t think they’re going to tell us.

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        If you are not ready to seek the knowledge yourself then you shouldn’t have it.

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          They are seeking it themselves. They literally came in here and asked about it. I on the other hand don’t care enough and so I never asked.

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        • Klear@sh.itjust.works
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          Hell yeah!

      • Pissipissini Johnson 🩵! :D@sh.itjust.worksBannedBanned from community
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    • turnipjs@lemmy.ml
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      I posted a few one day and then people started posting more and here we are.

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      🔵🧿☣️🔘

    • TheFriar@lemm.ee
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      It’s a holiday?

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        Its a holiday??

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          And a happy Orb to you too! May you ponder it well!

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      Holidays, people are bored. See all the old memes, it’s more than usual.

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    Does anyone else feel a sudden urge to ponder some orbs?

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      Not more than usual. It’s irresistible.

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        A fellow orb-ponder connoisseur.
        May you orb always shine just the right amount!

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    These orbs won’t ponder themselves and there’s nothing sadder than an un-pondered orb

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      Not a thing sadder than an orb left not to be pondered upon. Agreed.

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    Can somebody please ponder my orb

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      🔵🤔

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      Why would I ponder your orb? Is it interesting or something? Damn it, you tricked me.

    • Pissipissini Johnson 🩵! :D@sh.itjust.worksBannedBanned from community
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    Does anyone else feel a sudden urge to drink milk?

    • Pissipissini Johnson 🩵! :D@sh.itjust.worksBannedBanned from community
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    • And009@reddthat.com
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      Got an urge to feed though

  • Yuri addict@ani.social
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    Mom the wizards are forcing their propaganda again

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      The damn wizard pornpaganda.

  • Fizz@lemmy.nzBanned
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    I’m so close to buying an orb. Pondering without feels so pointless

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      The only thing more pointless is our PERFECTLY SPHERICAL ORBS, NOW HALF OFF IF YOU BUY TWO! BUT WAIT, THERES MORE! IF YOU CALL THE NUMBER ON YOUR SCREEN NOW, WE’LL THROW IN A LIMITED EDITION BONUS STAND TO HOLD YOUR ORB! THATS RIGHT, IF YOU CALL NOW YOU WILL GET TWO ORBS AND TWO STANDS FOR THE PRICE OF JUST ONE! CALL 1-800-PONDER AND ORDER YOUR TWO PONDERING ORBS FOR THE PRICE OF ONE!

      disclaimer perfectly spherical pondering orb incorporated does not guarantee increased ponderance, seer abilities, or supernatural powers. perfectly spherical pondering orbs are only fda approved for looking at to ponder. do not look at the sun through perfectly spherical pondering orb. do not drop perfectly spherical pondering orb. do not leave perfectly spherical pondering orb in reach of a child. this ad is brought to you by raid shadow legends.

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        this ad is brought to you by raid shadow legends

        can’t believe we’re getting ads during our ads now smh

      • JoeBigelow@lemmy.caBannedBanned from community
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        More pointless

        Get the fuck out of here

    • Pissipissini Johnson 🩵! :D@sh.itjust.worksBannedBanned from community
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    Please at least write ‘orb’ somewhere in the title, so we can block it without blocking a whole community.

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      Someone woke up on the wrong side of the orb this morning.

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      i don’t know if it’s me getting old or if gen z/α are getting desperate for memes. it’s not funny, interesting or communicating anything. i thought hawk tuah was the jumping the shark moment but Jesus this is even worse.

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        Really? We all celebrated a dancing banana when we were their age. The Internet is a strange and wonderful place.

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          If you were 42 when the dancing banana was popular, then you’re old as fuuuuuuuuuuuccck.

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            Gen Z is not 42?

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              Yeah but I am and I made this meme.

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                So it’s not even a Gen Z meme then. Lol that’s hilarious.

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          well there was some effort there, and the internet was new. this is like “why did the chicken cross the road” becoming the most popular joke.

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            New generation isn’t as good as old generation, a tale as old as time. If our ancient forebears ever come back we’ll all be drooling idiots compared to them.

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              I’m not a subscriber to juvenoia; I concede that possibly some of the things I don’t understand are due my own distance from the youth and their culture, and that’s fine…

              It’s just that here it seems like I’m not really missing anything. it’s just lame and people are clingimg random shit thinking it’s funny just because it feels like an inside joke.

              or in the case of hawk tuah, a very mundane blonde woman making a mundane sexual reference a bit out of the ordinary… it’s a bit like saying “nice” to any mention of 69 except without any hint of the irony.

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                We’re all just looking for some kind of escape. Sometimes it’s the Pirates of Penzance and sometimes it’s cheering for the orb.

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                What is your idea of a good meme so we have a frame of reference to compare to

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                  one that feels naturally evolved rather than forced. or one that has literally any meaning or purpose.

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        I’m solidly a millennial and I think it’s hilarious. I also enjoy Smiling Friends so maybe I just like bizarre humor.

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        I feel like it has weird millennial humour vibes to it. I hate it.

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    I was away for a few days and now I only see orbs everywhere. I would like to know what happened but at this point I’m afraid to ask

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      Do not ask

      Continue to ponder.

      Ponder the orbs.

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    Born to ponder forced to rule

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    I prefer to ponder the torus instead.

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    I love…Orb…!

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