salvaria to Today I Learned@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 months agoTIL "How do you dress?" means "Which pants leg do you put your penis down?"www.realmenrealstyle.comexternal-linkmessage-square98fedilinkarrow-up1216file-text
arrow-up1216external-linkTIL "How do you dress?" means "Which pants leg do you put your penis down?"www.realmenrealstyle.comsalvaria to Today I Learned@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 months agomessage-square98fedilinkfile-text
minus-squaresouthsamurai@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up36·6 months agoDown the leg? I wrap it around my waist
minus-squareSoleInvictuslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up23·6 months agoI curl mine up like a butterfly’s proboscis.
minus-squareFooBarrington@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·6 months agoIf you bend the tip just right, it can act like a pogo stick
minus-squareLad@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·5 months agoI throw mine over my shoulder and wear it like an ammunition bandolier.
minus-squareThe Snark Urge@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·5 months agoKAKAROT!!! I saw this comment during a server update and couldn’t reply sooner
Down the leg? I wrap it around my waist
I curl mine up like a butterfly’s proboscis.
Wind it up like a spring
If you bend the tip just right, it can act like a pogo stick
I throw mine over my shoulder and wear it like an ammunition bandolier.
Like any proper gentleman.
KAKAROT!!!
I saw this comment during a server update and couldn’t reply sooner