So the tailor doesn’t touch your penis when they’re measuring you

    • @salvariaOP
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      101 month ago

      You know, I recognized that too, but what I really needed was for someone to tell me what “how do you dress” meant ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

  • @Taniwha420@lemmy.world
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    891 month ago

    No, they’re not worried about joggling your junk. It’s because you need something like an extra half inch in the seam on the side you dress on to leave a little extra room in your pants for your dick. Well-tailored pants are asymetrical. Not sure those of you who wear briefs need to worry about it.

    • @RaoulDook@lemmy.world
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      131 month ago

      This seems like a good place for a joke about hanging dong. Podcasts about how the distinguished gentleman may properly hang dong in tailored slacks, let’s go with that

    • @salvariaOP
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      121 month ago

      I don’t have the equipment to know if this is true or not, but it seems smart to ask the person you’re fitting so that you don’t accidentally grope them

      • @Taniwha420@lemmy.world
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        71 month ago

        I think you’re telling me you’re a woman. I want to point out that seeing a tailor is a non-sexual experience. I’m not sure I’ve ever been to one, not even a female tailor, who HASN’T made incidental contact with my genitals when checking fit, particularly in-seam. It’s a far cry from being “groped”. It’s a bit like imagining a lingerie specialist worries about touching someone’s boobs, or that a doctor gets worried about seeing someone naked.

    • @TammyTobacco@lemmy.ml
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      111 month ago

      This is the right answer. It’s so if you’re wearing tightly tailored pants you have some dick space so you’re not imprinting and showing it off to everyone.

  • @wildbus8979@sh.itjust.works
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    Let me translate this old joke from Coluche

    It’s the story of a guy who is constantly living with migraines. He goes to the doctor for the tenth time and says “doctor I can’t take it anymore, these migraines are ruining my life!”, so the doctor prescribes him some medication and says “listen, these are the last resorts… If they don’t work, there’s really only one thing we can do, and it’s to chop off your dick!”, “chop off my dick?? I sure do hope these meds work!!”. The guy returns home and starts taking the meds. But months past and the migraines persist. He can’t take it anymore, so he goes back to the doctor and says “doctor, I’ve had it, I have no life, it will be better to live without a dick than not to live at all”, “very well, let’s get it done!”. And so the doctor chops off his dick! Months past and the guy’s migraines are completely gone. He’s so happy, he finally can live a somewhat normal life. After months of success, he tells himself “I think I should celebrate! Let get ourselves a nice suit!”. So he goes to the tailor, and the tailor asks him “sir, tell me, which way do you hang?”, obviously the guy replies “oh you know, it is of no importance what so ever…”, the tailor exclaims loudly “are you mad? It is of the upmost importance sir! If it hangs on the wrong side of the pants, you’ll end up getting constant migraines!!”

    • @salvariaOP
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      51 month ago

      Thanks for translating!

    • Jojo, Lady of the West
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      21 month ago

      I’ve always heard the ending be something like:

      Sir, you are a size 37

      37? No, I’m a 36!

      36!? Why if you wore size 36, your mangos would be so squished up you’d have constant migraines.

  • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet
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    661 month ago

    The average penis according to multiple studies is between 5.1" and 5.2" long erect. The average penis also grows up to five times in size when erect. I don’t think the problem posed in this article is something the average man needs to worry about.

    • @ChexMax@lemmy.world
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      281 month ago

      This took me a second to understand (it’s 4AM) and for a second I was like wait, this cannot be correct. No one is walking around with a 25 inch penis. Then I got it

    • Victor
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      111 month ago

      So the average penis is about 1" flaccid?! That’s gotta be a global average. Not in my parts, I’ll tell you that. Not in the local gym showers at least (my only source of data).

      • @DudeDudenson@lemmings.world
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        51 month ago

        Some people are showers some people are growers, plus it’d be totally different if it was freezing cold in your gyms changing room

        • Victor
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          Right, but average though? I find that absolutely incredible. It’s not like it’s freezing cold when people measure their penises either… Or is that part of the statistics, to make men feel better about themselves?

          I absolutely cannot believe the average flaccid-penis size is one goddamn inch, unless you maybe mix billions of Asians in the mix (no hate). Not from my own experiences. Regional average has to be higher in Western/Northern Europe. No way does anyone of the penises I’ve seen shrink below 1 inch. 😆

          • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet
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            1 month ago

            Like the other person said, 5x growth is overall, meaning length and girth. Some people grow more than others. The guys walking around without clothes at the gym are typically the more confident guys, meaning the guys who are more endowed. As someone who played sports for half his life, and was in the Army, I’ve seen a lot of dongs, and they’re all over the place. They seem to vary from 1/2" to the biggest I’ve ever seen which was an enormous 11" monster. The average flaccid just based on personal observation is 2-3 inches, so still not really something you need to worry about when getting your pants tailored. But if you’re a guy, then you know that your flaccid size varies greatly depending on a number of factors.

            • Victor
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              21 month ago

              5x growth is overall, meaning length and girth.

              Oh my god, of course. 😆 I’m so dumb. Right, that makes perfect sense then. God. Dad brain was kicking in hard, earlier. Thank you for that!

            • Victor
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              11 month ago

              the biggest I’ve ever seen which was an enormous 11" monster

              Just out of curiosity, how do you know it was 11"? 😅

              • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet
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                1 month ago

                Because he told me, and I told him he was full of shit, so he showed me without giving me any chance to protest.

                • Victor
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                  21 month ago

                  Jesus. What kind of person tells you the length of their dick, first of all, and second of all pulls it out to show you.

  • @jimp@lemm.ee
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    321 month ago

    It’s not supposed to just sit there like an acorn attached to the bottom of my torso?

  • @PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee
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    201 month ago

    Why in god’s name would you choose to put it down a leg‽ That shit will give you the worst rug burn imagineable if you happen to take your pants off too fast or fall in a split or just sit down on your pants in a weird way where they pull against you if you try to shift in the wrong way.

    • @Dasus@lemmy.world
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      21 month ago

      Guess someone stole a part of your genitalia meant to protect a more sensitive part.

      Who would’ve guessed that mutilating children’s genitals can be harmful? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

        • @Dasus@lemmy.world
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          1 month ago

          Well my non-circumsized penis hangs out in my left pant leg and even without underwear, I’ve never had chaffing as an issue.

          Have you? Have you even an uncircumsized dick? Because, how would you know if you don’t?

          The only time that’s been even slightly an issue is when putting on pants without underwear just after sex, putting on jeans without underwear and while the foreskin was behind the glans and not on it. Which is when I’ll just grab my junk, roll the hood back down to cover most of the glans and then no chaffing.

          And if you don’t put your dick in your leg, where else would you?

    • RBG
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      41 month ago

      … like any normal Klingon

  • @cheeseburger@lemmy.ca
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    161 month ago

    Around here tailors say, “which way do you hang” (or they used to, it’s been a while) and it’s because extra room is required in tailored pants. Generally junk at rest prefers one side to the other.

    • borZ0 the t1r3D b3aR
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      81 month ago

      It was, “Which side do you dress to?” around here. Especially if i was a woman doing the measurements for the tailoring.

  • Lad
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    131 month ago

    Please do touch my penis when measuring me

  • @OccamsRazer@lemmy.world
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    121 month ago

    Interesting idea, because my boxer briefs support my balls in the middle, but my dress pants have one seam down the middle, so when I sit for prolonged periods I get a seam uncomfortably squishing my equipment. If instead the seam was always resting to one side or the other, I wouldn’t have that problem. To fix this, we should either have underwear that better accommodates a middle seam, or my preference would be pants with a built in pouch similar to underwear. It would accentuate the “bulge”, but we could get used to that.

  • @ryven@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    121 month ago

    I don’t understand the chart in this article about body type vs. underwear style. It doesn’t relate to the question that it’s located directly under, and it makes no attempt to explain why, for example, thin men shouldn’t wear boxers.

    I can’t tell if this article is AI generated or just rushed out by someone trying to meet a quota.