One old man will be yelling.
The other one will be saying “ugh, come on Jack.”
I can hear that in Biden’s voice.
The fate of our future is in the hands of two old dudes.
One wearing diaper and smells like shit. The other is a happy grandpa who is trying his best.
Imagine if this was a action movie and these were the protagonists.
You mean My Fellow Americans starring Jack Lemmon and James Garner?
Red?
I was thinking more along the lines of Expendables
Imagine if this was a action movie and these were the protagonists.
So I’m right there with you lamenting that we ended up with these two as the only likely choices, but I don’t know if I would want “action movie protagonist” as the metric for what would make a “good” president.
I really hope they pump those two full of meth like they do with boxers
Trump is an old man yelling, Biden is an old man doing, OP.
Biden is doing OP?
While I am gay, hard pass on clapping any cheeks with Biden or Trump. No can do.
I really want to make SOME kind of joke here…but I can’t think of a joke that’s about you having a threesome with them, and also tastefully done. Every attempt I’ve thought of for the past 2 minutes has just gotten very crude before I even come to the punchline.
Soooooo…how about this? honks a bicycle horn a few times, and slaps your face with a creampie! Waka waka!
You don’t even know if he’s into cream pies. Positive consent is important.
Doing your mom. https://youtu.be/0vI3m60MmdA?si=P4VQPbKp1P6NUiqQ
I enjoyed this.
Then you might also like https://youtu.be/0_04Z-7kZ9E?si=KoRc2Jgr4sGqzHRq
The last like 10 years have been useless as far as debates go.
Just watch WWE if you want to see a fake wrestling match. These “debates” have been absolutely pathetic and show the world just how fucking stupid we are.
The Obama era debates were the last decent debates. He was able to give thoughtful nuanced answers, while still holding people’s attention and remaining concise. Not many people have that skill.
That said, those Biden - Palin debates have some similarities to the Trump - Biden debates. Once again, Biden is debating a loud, confident, fascist, moron. And once again, we’re hoping he doesn’t produce a gaffe that makes him the center of attention.
Who was Romney’s VP pick? looks it up
Paul Ryan. Ugh!
Like how out of touch do you have to be to think this was a good idea.
I wonder ifhe stopped listening to Rage after they said they hated him
Rage Against Rage Against the Machine
People talk about these debates as if they are a thing you can “win.” Once upon a time they might have been, but who in the nation didn’t know who they were voting for in this election 4 years ago?
The moderator asks a question, the candidate doesn’t answer it, his opponent slings mud, the audience claps, nothing is achieved.
Its that old thought experiment:
You run into two presidents one cannot tell the truth and will mostly only respond to comments about himself while the other often mumbles incoherently but occasionally says “the idea, you’d lie about this”
You need to know how fuck to get out of here. There is no exit.
State level electoral reform, replacing First past the post voting with something like Ranked Choice.
That won’t be enough, but its a good start
Repeal the Apportionment Act of 1911 to return the House of Representatives to a proportional body.
when you see something that makes you go “hmm,” always C H E C K T H E U S E R N A M E
It’s a meme. Laugh!
wow you sure hate it when people notice a pattern in your behavior
Are you watching the debate? I’ve been saying for months they need to replace Biden and now look…
Well Anyways. Back from fantasy land, I have decided to vote for the old man that can actually answer what is asked. Unlike a petty 4 year old with a worse comb over (didn’t think that was possible) and STILL CANNOT ADMIT HE WAS CONVICTED OF A CRIME. He has no respect for the system he is applying to be in charge of and thinks no one can see through the bullshit.
Trump being shitty doesn’t make Biden good. Neither of them should be in contention let alone the front runners.
Sure. But that isn’t the discussion anymore. That was a year ago. The situation is, Trump vs Biden.
People were saying the exact same shit a year ago. They’ve been saying the exact same shit the whole god damn time since those two have been running.
We need to wake up to a more refined political system. A two party system will not sustain a future. We are in a lull due to the previous 6 years being a total shit show.
Laugh, you filthy peasants, laugh!
Convicted Felon vs Genocidalist, my favorite combination
I’m pretty sure Trump said he wanted extra genocide so its:
Pro-Genocide Felon vs Slightly less but still pro genocide.
You’re not wrong
The guy who might bring religious fascism to the USA vs the guy is who is currently actually supporting a genocidal religious fascism in Israel.
Why wait when you can watch now (sarcasm)
Trump was doing most of the deceitful lying and yelling. Biden was very level headed, factual, and backed up his points.
Jacked up!
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Bout 20 percent of black voters support Trump
Yeah based on these comments below me I can see why it’s 20 percent of people fed up with your racist shit.
“One fifth of one fifth might succumb to Fox News”
It’s not to say they don’t matter, but it is fair to say your attempt at a point doesn’t fucking matter…
Another way to phrase this is to say “you just focused on the least valuable piece of information”…
Not sure if you meant otherwise… we were all curious until you uh, you know… opened your mouth.
