I feel like this is just a dude taking the piss out of the myriad of women’s profiles that basically say the same thing.
Especially being the primary care giver of 3 kids despite having felonies on the record and smoking like a stack while drinking like a fish
smoking like a stack
great, never heard this one
Yeah, chimneys are for rich folks with brick houses.
oh shit, that’s the original phrase.
Yeah, if you’re on probation or parole you’re not allowed to drink (or use marijuana, or any other illicit substance). The cops in PA will randomly raid bars looking for probationers and parolees. That shit was annoying for those of us that were trying to have a good time at Karaoke
Pretty sure this is satire
On Lemmy Shitpost?!
It is, but apparently lemmy is filled with people who don’t think so.
My favorite touch is that he’s 5’11".
5’11 .75 "
He’s just looking for the ol’ 6-6-6
6 figures
6/10 (or better)
6 IQ
This is obviously bait guys, calm down. This dude is parodying the stereotype of women doing similar on dating apps and exposing a double standard.
5’11
but when I make fun of women for being fat I’m the bad guy
I mean, you can both be bad guys ☺️
Correct.
Is that part of the joke? I don’t get it
It’s a meme that all 5’11" ppl round up and claim they’re 6 feet
Is that related to the incel thing where they say women refuse to date short men?
You get more matches if you round up to 6ft.
kiiiiinda…but there’s a not insignificant number of women actually won’t either, probably more related to the “6 foot mininum” you see on tinder profiles a lot.
A lot? Granted, I haven’t used dating apps in almost a decade, but I never saw that
This may be a surprise, but there is a group of women that woman equivalent of incel men.
“Won’t anyone think of the poor men!!”
Great hyperbole! Actually no one is “poor”, all humans are shitbags, when given power they will abuse it.
@Crashumbc @jeffw What you mean ? How can we see everyone as same ?
I remember meeting a lot of my women friend’s boyfriends back when everyone was going through that song and dance. “He is six feet!”
What was always incredible is how many of these six foot tall dudes were the same height or shorter than me, and I am five ten.
The weirdest thing is that 6 feet (183cm) isn’t even very tall. If you’re going to lie, go all out and say you’re 7 feet tall.
Any real man would round up.
I’m 5’11, but 6ft erect.
Impossible
Yeah, based on the photo, I doubt more than 5’8"
I don’t have a job or car
Delivery driver
I think I must live on his UPS route
A wild useless red circle appeared!
I think it’s worse than that. It’s counter productive. I missed the joke because I was looking for it in the red circle
I can fix him. He’s already a family man, how hard can the rest be?
Unfortunately guys like this are real, as are the traumatized women who go for them.
I watched a couple seasons of love after lockup. The women dating guys in prison went for guys like this because they were very insecure, and thought probation would help them control the men.
And here I spent years on dating apps trying to make myself seem likable when I could have just demanded a rich caretaker.
Ay girl, get me outta these backrooms
Here’s a picture of me and my ex - a hotel hallway.
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Finally the he male
“looking for friendship” who the fuck uses Tinder to look for friends??
