you couldn’t be more wrong

Oh, not at all. And don’t worry, I didn’t even realise you took it that way haha

shit, I also forgot about the bay leaves! I did use paprika, though haha

fuck, I forgot to put garlick in my lentils, that’s why they were tasting a bit bland

I might be too autistic to care about the prejudices other people might have about the urls

Who would think that Musk fans are gullible people susceptible to scams?

The same shit happened in Spain

I misread this as “this country has always been ruled by the lich”.

And yeah, tbh, yeah.

Oooh, I remember seeing you post about the toaster

Yeah, a friend of mine tried to be vegetarian and then found out that she’s fructose intolerant.

https://imgur.com/a/5P1QEQK

was gonna stop at nothing to fuck me

except for cleaning her pillow case, apparently, lol

Right? They are terrible at flirting.

Oh, I didn’t know poor orientation could also be an autistic trait, that explains things.

A friend once invited me to go watch a movie with her and a couple friends. When I arrived she told me that the others couldn’t make it and she offered me a cocktail. I accepted, watched the movie (on opposite ends of the sofa) and went home. A couple months later I found out that the others were never invited.

This might be more her fault than mine, though.

41°C sounds terrifying to me

wasn’t there a movie a couple years ago where the bad guy was a union member?

Why would you need centimeter-level accuracy?

how is babby formed

There’s something similar, in Portal Reloaded you can travel between timelines. It’s a mod, though: https://store.steampowered.com/app/1255980/Portal_Reloaded/