Englisch
Germans maybe?
Protection? Protection from what? Ze Germans?
𝕯𝖎𝖊𝖘𝖊 𝕶𝖔𝖒𝖒𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖆𝖗𝖘𝖊𝖐𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓 𝖎𝖘𝖙 𝖓𝖚𝖓 𝕰𝖎𝖌𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖚𝖒 𝖉𝖊𝖗 𝕭𝖚𝖓𝖉𝖊𝖘𝖗𝖊𝖕𝖚𝖇𝖑𝖎𝖐 𝕯𝖊𝖚𝖙𝖘𝖈𝖍𝖑𝖆𝖓𝖉
Guten Abend meine Kerle
D’ye like dags?
I like caravans more.
What’s to stop you blowing your bollocks off every time you sit down?
This won’t happen to my kids. Their mother’s toy is more dragon shaped
“I heard mom and dad slaying that bad dragon last night!”
The second answer is wrong, too. The correct answer is “Liberty Cap,” or “a good time,” or “dad’s little secret.” Any of the above are acceptable.
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I’ve seen one of those kinds of toys being sold for men and I’m just like “what men have more than the one hole for these?” I really wanna see a dude with 2 buttholes. That’d be neat.
You’re not the Reddit 2-dicks guy, are you?
The WHAT guy??
Faster shitting, but more to clean. Wonder if it would be more or less efficient.
Two in the pink, one in the stink.
Missing the apostrophe
Since it says “Englisch Test” in the title … the kid used the German genitive -s instead of the English genitive -'s
They share
