nifty to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 5 months agoPSA: if you’re memeing, you could be working outlemmy.worldimagemessage-square33fedilinkarrow-up1481starcopymore-verticalflagCreate ReportslashBlock user
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minus-squareRBGlinkfedilink62•5 months agoReally? Me? With boobs and all? arrow-up162file-textreply1starmore-verticalmailMessageflagCreate ReportslashBlock user
minus-square@miraclerandy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink26•5 months agoYes, but there’s no promise they’ll be any better than the boobs you already have. arrow-up126file-textreply1starmore-verticalmailMessageflagCreate ReportslashBlock user
minus-squareRBGlinkfedilink10•5 months agoAw geez arrow-up110file-textreply1starmore-verticalmailMessageflagCreate ReportslashBlock user
minus-square@surewhynotlem@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink4•5 months agoIt’s ok man, your boobs are still great arrow-up14file-textreply1starmore-verticalmailMessageflagCreate ReportslashBlock user
minus-square@variants@possumpat.iolinkfedilinkEnglish3•5 months agoBut are they better than the cats boobs arrow-up13file-textreply1starmore-verticalmailMessageflagCreate ReportslashBlock user
minus-square@mariah@feddit.rockslinkfedilink5•5 months agoHow can they not be better than no boobs arrow-up15file-textreply1starmore-verticalmailMessageflagCreate ReportslashBlock user
minus-square@AtmaJnana@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink1•5 months agoIt would be worse to have boobs that are trying to kill you with boob cancer. arrow-up11file-textreply1starmore-verticalmailMessageflagCreate ReportslashBlock user
minus-square@mariah@feddit.rockslinkfedilink2•5 months agoAt least i die with boobs arrow-up12file-textreply1starmore-verticalmailMessageflagCreate ReportslashBlock user
minus-squareniftyOPlinkfedilink13•5 months agoThe boobies add weight for an effective workout. arrow-up113file-textreply1starmore-verticalmailMessageflagCreate ReportslashBlock user
minus-square@captainlezbian@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink8•5 months agoYou could have them if you try arrow-up18file-textreply1starmore-verticalmailMessageflagCreate ReportslashBlock user
minus-square@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish2•5 months agoThis skin suit ain’t gonna sew itself arrow-up12file-textreply1starmore-verticalmailMessageflagCreate ReportslashBlock user
minus-square@Transtronautlink7•5 months agoNew gender goals just dropped. arrow-up17file-textreply1starmore-verticalmailMessageflagCreate ReportslashBlock user
minus-squarebruhduhlinkfedilink1•5 months agoHoly hell arrow-up11file-textreply1starmore-verticalmailMessageflagCreate ReportslashBlock user
minus-square@Socsa@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilink6•5 months agoAnd shitting on the floor! arrow-up16file-textreply1starmore-verticalmailMessageflagCreate ReportslashBlock user
minus-squareStametslinkfedilink39•5 months agoI’m actually in bed and farting, thank you very much. One part of me is getting a work out at least. arrow-up139file-textreply1starmore-verticalmailMessageflagCreate ReportslashBlock user
minus-squareTHE MASTERMINDlinkfedilink13•5 months agoHow long do you fart ? arrow-up113file-textreply1starmore-verticalmailMessageflagCreate ReportslashBlock user
minus-squareStametslinkfedilink27•5 months agoAs long as required arrow-up127file-textreply1starmore-verticalmailMessageflagCreate ReportslashBlock user
minus-squareNegativeLookBehindlinkfedilink7•5 months agoJust don’t shit the bed ok? arrow-up17file-textreply1starmore-verticalmailMessageflagCreate ReportslashBlock user
minus-squareStametslinkfedilink10•5 months agoYou’re not my real dad arrow-up110file-textreply1starmore-verticalmailMessageflagCreate ReportslashBlock user
minus-squareTHE MASTERMINDlinkfedilink7•5 months agoBut he is your adopted one who loved ypu like his own (insert sad backstory ) arrow-up17file-textreply1starmore-verticalmailMessageflagCreate ReportslashBlock user
minus-squareNegativeLookBehindlinkfedilink6•5 months agoThat may be true, but I love you as if I were. But….please stop wiping your ass with the bed sheets. arrow-up16file-textreply1starmore-verticalmailMessageflagCreate ReportslashBlock user
minus-squareStametslinkfedilink4•5 months ago arrow-up14file-textreply1starmore-verticalmailMessageflagCreate ReportslashBlock user
minus-square@wabafee@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink7•5 months agoWhat powers this fart art? Shrooms, KFC or good ol taco bell. arrow-up17file-textreply1starmore-verticalmailMessageflagCreate ReportslashBlock user
minus-squareStametslinkfedilink13•5 months agoWell in truth, it has to do with four elements. You see, inside of each person exists the ability to master one of these elements or ‘bend’ them if you will… arrow-up113file-textreply1starmore-verticalmailMessageflagCreate ReportslashBlock user
minus-square@tubaruco@lemm.eelinkfedilink6•5 months agoAWWWW YEAH NOW I KNOW WHY I CAN PEE FROM MY BUTT arrow-up16file-textreply1starmore-verticalmailMessageflagCreate ReportslashBlock user
minus-square@GluWu@lemm.eelinkfedilink6•5 months agoI’ve mastered all four, I am the assatar. arrow-up16file-textreply1starmore-verticalmailMessageflagCreate ReportslashBlock user
minus-squarearchomrade [he/him]linkfedilinkEnglish20•5 months agoInstructions unclear, shit smeared on wall arrow-up120file-textreply1starmore-verticalmailMessageflagCreate ReportslashBlock user
minus-squareMeatPilotlinkfedilink9•edit-25 months agoIf I exercise, I won’t be able to rest my phone on my gut. arrow-up19file-textreply1starmore-verticalmailMessageflagCreate ReportslashBlock user
minus-square@EveryMuffinIsNowEncryptedlinkEnglish5•edit-25 months agoDon– Don’t sit on the toilet rim… That’s just… nasty. :{ arrow-up15file-textreply1starmore-verticalmailMessageflagCreate ReportslashBlock user
minus-square@robocall@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink4•5 months agoI shit in a bowl. not on the wall! arrow-up14file-textreply1starmore-verticalmailMessageflagCreate ReportslashBlock user
minus-square🇰 🔵 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️linkfedilinkEnglish4•5 months agoEither way, I’m gonna be shitting. arrow-up14file-textreply1starmore-verticalmailMessageflagCreate ReportslashBlock user
minus-squarebruhduhlinkfedilink3•5 months agoYou ain’t have to call me out like that arrow-up13file-textreply1starmore-verticalmailMessageflagCreate ReportslashBlock user
minus-square@lefaucet@slrpnk.netlinkfedilink3•5 months agoFeels good to be seen. arrow-up13file-textreply1starmore-verticalmailMessageflagCreate ReportslashBlock user
Really? Me? With boobs and all?
Yes, but there’s no promise they’ll be any better than the boobs you already have.
Aw geez
It’s ok man, your boobs are still great
But are they better than the cats boobs
How can they not be better than no boobs
It would be worse to have boobs that are trying to kill you with boob cancer.
At least i die with boobs
The boobies add weight for an effective workout.
You could have them if you try
This skin suit ain’t gonna sew itself
New gender goals just dropped.
Holy hell
And shitting on the floor!
I’m actually in bed and farting, thank you very much. One part of me is getting a work out at least.
How long do you fart ?
As long as required
Just don’t shit the bed ok?
You’re not my real dad
But he is your adopted one who loved ypu like his own (insert sad backstory )
That may be true, but I love you as if I were.
But….please stop wiping your ass with the bed sheets.
What powers this fart art? Shrooms, KFC or good ol taco bell.
Well in truth, it has to do with four elements. You see, inside of each person exists the ability to master one of these elements or ‘bend’ them if you will…
AWWWW YEAH NOW I KNOW WHY I CAN PEE FROM MY BUTT
I’ve mastered all four, I am the assatar.
Instructions unclear, shit smeared on wall
If I exercise, I won’t be able to rest my phone on my gut.
Don– Don’t sit on the toilet rim… That’s just… nasty. :{
I shit in a bowl. not on the wall!
Either way, I’m gonna be shitting.
You ain’t have to call me out like that
Feels good to be seen.