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minus-squareSuperDuper@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up95·9 months agoIf I woke up as a woman, regardless of who that woman is, I would masturbate.
minus-squareImplyingImplications@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up30·9 months ago I would masturbate. This is how I answer most hypotheticals
minus-squarejol@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·9 months agoWhat if you woke up as your grandpa.
minus-squareMakeitstop@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·9 months agoI suppose it depends on how decomposed I am and whether or not I need a heartbeat to get an erection, or if the force reanimating me takes care of that in addition to basic movement, perception and cognition.
minus-squarejol@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·9 months agoI mean, we’re talking about imaginary scenarios, so you can also time travel or wake up in a dimension where you’re your own grandpa in his 20s.
minus-squareEcho Dot@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·9 months agoDon’t be daft, you’re making a mockery of the entire thought experiment
minus-squareScubus@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·9 months agoWell, considering he has kids, probably fuck your grandma
minus-squarejol@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·9 months agoOr, depending how deeply depressed they are, not.
minus-squarejol@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·9 months agoOr, depending how depressed they are, not.
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·9 months agoTake some Viagra. Then masturbate.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20·9 months agoI’d fart in a position so the fart bubbles through my pussy lips and giggle uncontrollably. Then probably eat Taco Bell and repeat a couple times.
minus-squareHerbal Gamer@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·9 months agoYeah if I was her you wouldn’t see her outside for a few weeks if I’m honest.
minus-squareTastyWheat@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19·9 months agoTaylor Swift randomly disappears for 2 months, then suddenly releases new single called “Oh So That’s What It’s Like”
If I woke up as a woman, regardless of who that woman is, I would masturbate.
This is how I answer most hypotheticals
What if you woke up as your grandpa.
I suppose it depends on how decomposed I am and whether or not I need a heartbeat to get an erection, or if the force reanimating me takes care of that in addition to basic movement, perception and cognition.
I mean, we’re talking about imaginary scenarios, so you can also time travel or wake up in a dimension where you’re your own grandpa in his 20s.
Don’t be daft, you’re making a mockery of the entire thought experiment
Well, considering he has kids, probably fuck your grandma
Or, depending how deeply depressed they are, not.
Or, depending how depressed they are, not.
Take some Viagra. Then masturbate.
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I’d fart in a position so the fart bubbles through my pussy lips and giggle uncontrollably.
Then probably eat Taco Bell and repeat a couple times.
Yeah if I was her you wouldn’t see her outside for a few weeks if I’m honest.
Taylor Swift randomly disappears for 2 months, then suddenly releases new single called “Oh So That’s What It’s Like”