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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago
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    If I woke up as a woman, regardless of who that woman is, I would masturbate.

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      I would masturbate.

      This is how I answer most hypotheticals

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        What if you woke up as your grandpa.

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          I suppose it depends on how decomposed I am and whether or not I need a heartbeat to get an erection, or if the force reanimating me takes care of that in addition to basic movement, perception and cognition.

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            I mean, we’re talking about imaginary scenarios, so you can also time travel or wake up in a dimension where you’re your own grandpa in his 20s.

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              Don’t be daft, you’re making a mockery of the entire thought experiment

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              Well, considering he has kids, probably fuck your grandma

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                Or, depending how deeply depressed they are, not.

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                Or, depending how depressed they are, not.

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          Take some Viagra. Then masturbate.

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        deleted by creator

    • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldBanned
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      I’d fart in a position so the fart bubbles through my pussy lips and giggle uncontrollably.

      Then probably eat Taco Bell and repeat a couple times.

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      Yeah if I was her you wouldn’t see her outside for a few weeks if I’m honest.

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        Taylor Swift randomly disappears for 2 months, then suddenly releases new single called “Oh So That’s What It’s Like”

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