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balderdash@lemmy.zip to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

I got a dig bick.

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I got a dig bick.

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balderdash@lemmy.zip to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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    You used to be able to do this and everybody would laugh, and women would suck your dick, but after 9/11 everybody got all sensitive.

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      deleted by creator

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        Mentioning 9/11 is a dead giveaway that it’s satirical IMO 😁

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        How much more hyperbolic do they need to make it

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        It’s a joke. I’m pretty sure it’s from a show/stand-up but I’m not sure which one.

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    Typical Alabama

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      Your browser does not support playing HTML5 video. You can download a copy of the video file instead.

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    One of my rather weird fears is that someday (when I will finally stop being single), I will sext with my partner and then accidentally send a nude to the wrong number.

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      Just send him nudes when you’re single

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    I’m so happy seeing this Tom meme format again lmao

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    Mine would be laughing their asses off… add shit like “you should’ve put some cream on it and a cherry 🤣🤣🤣”.

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      Are you from alabama? Most people find it weird when you hit on family members.

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        It’s not hitting of it was in the family chat 😂… well, at least my family doesn’t think like that 😂. It’s obvious it was a mistake and intended for someone else, why would I send a dick pic in the family chat 😉.

        And no, not from Alabama… my family (and myself) are just… weird I guess 😂… funny, but weird.

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      risky click of the day

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    “Hey baby…you got a date to the family reunion yet?”

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