S Tier, sir!

ASK YOUR MAMA HOW LIGHT IT IS, FAT BOY! WOOOOO!

Dunno about that, friend. I see far more meth use on Grindr around here than I do alcohol use.

Like, I had to put in my profile “No tweakers. You aren’t hiding it, and I’ll be able to tell.”

Always glad to be of service.

😂

If one of your sins is gluttony, wouldn’t you eat the walls?

EDIT: Might work for someone legitimately suffering Celiac Disease.

The larger issue is people think there are really girls on the internet.

OEDIPUS HAS ENTERED THE CHAT

“Cool treats”

It’s not called Ice for nothin’…

I swear, the country would be healed if Hunter Biden would sleep with Boebert.

Excuse me?

If you can’t get off to Mean Gene Okerlund, what CAN you get off to?

Also, if I recall, came to humans from cattle or sheep.

I love ewe.

I agree conceptually. Experientially, I would say losing housing (legally occupied or not) is far more dramatic and life changing than being inconvenienced over the loss of a torrent tracker.

Source: In my drinking, I’ve found myself homeless (due to choices I made, no doubt). Wildly, losing access to torrents (which I’ve also done) is somewhat less consequential than being on the streets.

A/s/l?

What about a EWE?

Depends on the profession, I suppose.

Do dildo testers have a union?

“Jesus is coming!”

I damn well hope so. He’s been edging for 2,000 years.

Why the hell ya sticking your dick in a tuna can?

Dude. You can’t shame me into feeling bad. That’s my mother’s job, and she’s FANTASTIC at it.

Dude, I’m from Wyoming. We have the second highest per capita gun ownership in the nation. I’m just unwilling to blind myself to very real, very tangible, very quantifiable situations in the United States.

Also, last I checked, this is shitposting. But Red Hatters gon’ Red Hat.