cross-posted from: https://sh.itjust.works/post/44187272
Besides the obvious answer of making money, or rather, how would you do it as an 8 year old? What else would you do?
Holy heck, I’d be highly aware of being somewhere on the autism/add spectrum. That would change everything even if I just knew that.
An example: I actually mined bitcoin when I was a kid, on 2x HD 6850s.
And… lost it, in the depths of some old partition with files everywhere :/. I didn’t take any of that seriously.
I’d have kept a bunch of friends too.
- Be intellectually ahead of everyone my age
- Become an outcast
- Become depressed 😭
More optimistically, I would stop complaining about my bedtime, take better care of my teeth, and join a sports program. Try not to be a perfectionist and put more time toward proper hobbies instead of wasting away on the internet. I’d also treasure my time with my parents a lot more than I did back when I was 8. They’re still around for me, but man do I wish I had more time to spend with them.
Scream.
The real answer
Invest in bitcoin
Did you have access to crypto as an 8 year old? Or would you just wait until you were older?
The latter
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Sorry if it wasn’t clear. I intended it to mean you were sent back in time to when you were 8, but you can interpret it however you like.
I used to think about this a lot and, despite having largely resolved my relevant trauma now, I think my answer is still the same.
I would try to convince my parents that I’m the Antichrist, and if that didn’t work, I’d just stab my dad
I wouldn’t change a thing, otherwise I wouldn’t be able to meet my partner.
[Panics trying to remember every “correct” move since I was 8]
Yea, lol. Would be awful!
If we assume I become my 8 year old self and live my life over, this becomes a problem. I love my wife and would not want to risk changing anything so that I meet her. Yet we at and dated at 16… this would be problematic as I would be a 45 year old man in the body of a 16 year old. Creepy factors aside, could I pretend to be what I think 16 year old me was like? And if I did would the relationship not be based on a lie?
I’d say no, not really. It would suck.
Aww that’s very sweet. I know exactly where and when I met my partner though, and I could show up to the meeting way better prepared for our life together :)
Great! For us, so many things had to go right and wrong for us to meet each other at the right place, right time, and right frame of mind. Honestly any slight change could have led us to never meeting or never liking each other.
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Depends on whether that’s 8yo now or back when I was 8.
In either case, a lot more fucking around as a teenager and a lot less fucking around in my 20’s.
Transition decades earlier. Or more precisely have the courage, vocabulary and fortitude to stand up to my religious mother and bigoted father. I always knew what I wanted, but they both insisted on doing football and weight lifting, no matter how out of place and unnatural those environments felt to me.
Probably be catatonic. This kind of stress, self-doubt and loathing require those extra 32 years of building resilience. Transplant it into 8 year old me and he just shuts off I imagine.
Take a water bottle on an airplane, buy stock in apple, and send the money to the PFLP
Fix my education path. No compromises. No getting gaslighted.
If they won’t officially give me my classes, I’ll sit in the right ones until they either give them to me or kick me out.
Edit: Also, try and stop the Brook Brothers Riots.
Transition at 10, as soon as the egg cracks.
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Do I keep my language skills?
Then have a normal childhood with normal social interactions in Canada instead of the awkward immigrant who can barely speak. Also potentially get diagnosed with autism as a kid because I kind suspect of the language barrier masked some of the symptoms.
