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“Her eyes were like stars. Not because they sparkled but because they were so far apart.”
Anya Taylor Joy?
This has what romance readers crave, it’s got elEctrolYtes!
A friend of mine actually has glacier freeze colored eyes. We were on a psychedelic adventure and I got it in my head that I NEEDED to taste his eyeballs. He finally let me and I was extremely disappointed that they just tasted like eyeball, not Gatorade.
This was written by a guy who had nothing but sports for a career path that got an injury which meant they would never go pro and they had to switch majors to literature, thinking that writing is “hella easy bro”.
He pepsied over to her, shooting her a cool fanta glance that she avoided chester cheeterly. “Why won’t you look at me?” he lionbarred, his lips trembling like coco pops. “I… I… just caan’t!” she freddied, clear salty caramel drops falling from her hershey eyes as she pulled out her magnum and starbursted into his chest, leaving three skittle shaped holes where his aero heart was. He slumped over, spilling vimto everywhere. Then a big wave of chocolate just, I dunno, sweeps everyone out into sea.
Bravo!
Men writing women smh my head
Is fluidicication better or worse than objectification?
Certainly better than spaghettification
Heresy against his Noodliness
Shake my head my head?
the title is the best part of this post, great work OP
He thirsts for electrolytes.
Elle Ectrolytes
Men writing women
I used to enjoy following that community on another platform before I left.
Gatorade is like summer camp bug juice, you refer to it by color, not flavor.
The flavor is mostly just sugar anyways
I would argue that the citric acid is as important of a flavor component.
I would argue against you, but I’d be wrong
She sounds like she’s from an early 2000’s music video.
When AI takes over content creation we’re going to see this unironically.
when?
right meow
Gatorade is for farming
