Stupid teacher, thinking kids can write big words like “diarrhea” and “flatulence”

Yo! that’s essentially my plan if you change out “hide” with “seek”

Common misconception, were-memes actually only come out during the full moon.

And if you put a cucumber behind them they freak out… That’s not a euphemism!

At first I imagined actually getting into the fetal position and rolling on the ground, but then I realized that’s only my fetish… You were obviously talking about trains.

That’s a weird graph. It’s not saying omnivores are 100% at risk of diabetes, it’s just saying that vegans are half as likely to get diabetes than omnivores. I get that this is a pro-vegan post, and I’m not doubting it’s benefits in this area, but there are less manipulative ways to display information. A better way would have been to peg omnivores at 7.6% according to the tonstad 2009 study they’re citing and make it clear the graph does go higher by making the highest amount 10%. It would be readable but less obviously biased and give more information about actual risk with each diet.

I’d say boycott, but odds are the movies will be so generic nobody will want to watch them anyway.

Even as a younger millennial they were barely in my life. My mom had one when I was in elementary school for work, and other than that I just know beepers from medical shows and Dennis, the beeper king, from 30 Rock. Technology is cyclical.

It’s got what horses crave…

I’m getting Godzilla-nervous-system vibes from the front-most map, not gonna lie…

Hey, they could be talking about Jython…

To be uncomfortably honest, VR only covers sight and the AI is like the part of porn that everybody skips. Since you’re not making a real connection with someone it feels meaningless. AI tries to give you exactly what you want, but that’s not an authentic feeling relationship with give and take. Also I feel like there’s still a tactile aspect that will be missing for a couple decades at minimum, and that should keep at least my monkey brain from becoming lost in the illusion…

You’re right, mondays are much better lowercased

That’s because all tasks finish in the dot of the “i” of the Jeremy Bearimy sprint, I dunno what to tell you…

Is bad grammar not dirty talk? No wonder girls get freaked out when I say “let’s eat grandma”…

The key is to only wear it in one ear and be super evasive when people ask about it. All hail Cthulhu!

F is for friends who do stuff together ❤️

Honestly, the empathetic part of me really feels bad for the guy because he’s clearly being influenced by fear, but the logical side of me says that guy isn’t gonna get the mental help he needs with Trump’s healthcare plan anyway.

Wouldn’t a half-basement be 0?

You mean Jack Black? Yeah, he is a notch above the rest.