I found this sealed package of string cheese inside an old convention swag bag.
It is rock hard.
Moldly interesting
How does it taste?
Judging by the looks of it, bacon.
Cheese jerky!
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I look forward to seeing OP on Chubbyemu.
OP, a 38 year old man ate 12 year old string cheese, THIS is what happened to his colon.
I’d like to see his colon.
Too bad, now it’s a semicolon
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It belongs in a museum!
So do you!
extra sharp
I’m not a paleontologist or anything but I’m pretty sure that’s a fossil now. Congratulations!
SNAP INTO A SLIM J- oh. Oh god! What did I eat?!
Quite possibly your last meal.
You know you can’t not dissect it now, right? The people (me) want to know if it’s the same color all the way through or if it’s got rings!
Ooh good call, OP please do this!
Stay posted…
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Nicely aged
Aged to Perfection!
Eat it.
Pungent, with a deep moldy flavor and hints of pit sweat with a smooth slimy finish.
They would eat that shit on the walking dead.