Did 3 of them already in the past two years, and was considering signing up for Pickleball.

  • Cyrus Draegur@lemm.eeEnglish
    81·
    16 days ago

    Japan…

    i just really freaking love public transportation infrastructure

    i want to ride ALL THE TRAINS

    • HakFoo@lemmy.sdf.org
      7·
      16 days ago

      I sort of wonder if the next generation will still romanticize Japan in quite the same way. We’re past the peak trendy-products era of Weird Sony and the Toyota MR2, anime is no longer a secret exotic thing, and it feels like if you want “15 years ahead of us optimistic techno future”, you could easily slide in Chongqing or Seoul instead of Tokyo.

      • cazssiew@lemmy.world
        8·
        16 days ago

        As far as I can tell, gen z’s more into Korea, Japan already seems passé (being in a midlife crisis meme doesn’t help)

  • ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca
    51·
    16 days ago

    Nani the fuck did you just fucking iimasu about watashi, you chiisai bitch desuka? Watashi’ll have anata know that watashi graduated top of my class in Nihongo 3, and watashi’ve been involved in iroirona Nihongo tutoring sessions, and watashi have over sanbyaku perfect test scores. Watashi am trained in kanji, and watashi is the top letter writer in all of southern California. Anata are nothing to watashi but just another weaboo. Watashi will korosu anata the fuck out with vocabulary the likes of which has never been mimasu’d before on this continent, mark watashino fucking words. Anata thinks anata can get away with hanashimasing that kuso to watashi over the intaaneto? Omou again, fucker. As we hanashimasu, watashi am contacting watashino secret netto of otakus across the USA, and anatano IP is being traced right now so you better junbishimasu for the ame, ujimushi. The ame that korosu’s the pathetic chiisai thing anata calls anatano life. You’re fucking shinimashita’d, akachan.

    • Hoimo@ani.social
      3·
      16 days ago

      Omou again, fucker.

      My sides.

      And I know it’s a copypasta and the bad translation is the point, but “akachan” is way too friendly for “You’re fucking dead, kiddo”. I’d go for “gaki”, which is a common part of weeb lingo and literally means “kiddo”, with the same connotations and all.

    • TexasDrunk@lemmy.world
      9·
      16 days ago

      I picked drinking and having a band. Except that’s also what I did from age 16 to 40. Maybe I’ve always been in crisis.

  • A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world
    21·
    16 days ago

    I’m turning into a bog witch

    I’ve let like half my yard grow out and turn into a de facto butterfly garden. I’ve got a birdbath where I leave shineys for the crow. It’s going pretty well, I recommend it.

    • Apytele@sh.itjust.works
      6·
      16 days ago

      I was gonna say, women have been getting sick of men and turning into bog witches for centuries now, probably longer. The more socially acceptable version was nunneries for a while, since men need to feel like they’re in control of that some way or another. I’m the city apartment version where I’m becoming a night shift vampire /other undead into tarot cards and Gnosticism.

  • Boomer Humor Doomergod@lemmy.worldEnglish
    17·
    16 days ago

    My midlife crisis: I bought a ten year old car and started fixing it myself.

    I have bloody knuckles and bruised forearms and now a pretty bad oil leak but I replaced that goddamn turbo.

    • AA5B@lemmy.world
      2·
      16 days ago

      True, true, this is me too. I’ve got to admit to having to hold myself back from a full on outdoor kitchen. But I have a nice grill and a huge smoker, and I’ll be here every weekend wondering how to find people who want to share 15# of pulled pork or something.

      I’ve actually gone overboard with cooking in general. Replaced teflon with cast iron and stainless steel, and a griddle top , and learned how to cook so many different foods from so many cuisines.

  • RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world
    14·
    16 days ago

    None of the above?

    Strength training and returned to a hobby of my younger years - cars.

    E: wouldn’t even call it a midlife crisis. Just finally having a little time to have a hobby and understanding that being healthy will extend what quality years I have left.

  • bss03@infosec.pubEnglish
    11·
    16 days ago

    I guess running. About 4 years ago, I started on the treadmill with an exhausting 30min/mi. Earlier this week I completed my first 7min/mi. Along the way, I added a 28min/5k@1.5% and am working on a 60min/10k (today did 62min/10k).

    • laranis@lemmy.zip
      3·
      15 days ago

      That’s awesome! Well done, and keep up the hard work. Don’t forget to stretch.