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ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net to Enough Musk Spam@lemmy.world · 3 months ago

Elon Musk ‘took so much ketamine campaigning it damaged his bladder’

www.thetimes.com

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Elon Musk ‘took so much ketamine campaigning it damaged his bladder’

www.thetimes.com

ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net to Enough Musk Spam@lemmy.world · 3 months ago
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Billionaire Elon Musk is also alleged to have used ecstasy and psychedelic mushrooms — and sources suggest it could have affected his work at Doge
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    Pissbaby.

    • Tramort@programming.dev
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      We know Trump is into that

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        Trump is already wearing diapers, because he’s shitting himself.

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          Depends.

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    Does this mean he and cheeto benito got a discount on diapers in bulk? You know rich people are penny pinchers so they definitely had the conversation.

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      Please accept this upvote for “cheeto benito” 😂

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    So, not only can he no longer get it up, he can no longer hold it in?

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      🎤 Get it up, hold it in, let me begin…

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      It probably does the opposite. Fucked up bladder means he can’t piss and probably needs a catheter.

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        Ugh catheters suck, but fuck him. He deserves it.

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    I’m pretty sure the bladder wasn’t the only thing that was damaged!

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      There was rumor his lil Elon is damaged to shit from getting penis implants.

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        OK hadn’t heard that before. 🤣
        I was thinking of his brain. Because that’s gotten completely whacked, 🤡

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        It fails to elongate

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      Your honor, there’s no way to prove that it wasn’t from the hair plugs

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    The new tesla cyber diaper.

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    I wonder if this statement is a cover story for his failed gender affirming surgery that rendered him impotent and possibly led him to become such a transphobe

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      Oh, shit, is that why he’s a transphobe? Because women get to have penises but he doesn’t?

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    that’s not enough damage. come on, elon, you pussy. show us what you can really do.

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    Good. Now leave us all alone, piss-baby Musk.

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    There was a period in my life where I was hopelessly an alcoholic. I know the shame of pissing the bed as an adult. I want this for Elon. Always.

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    oh, what a shame that is… /s

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    Who would have guessed the world’s least responsible person is a massive smackhead?

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    Quoted as saying “Whatever, I’ll buy a new one.”

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