Nah, Xi stomping on the rich is like the one thing I can’t complain about. More governments should follow suit on that.

“No, John. You are the demons.”

And then John was a zombie.

The fact that they re-engineered the core block to finally let it actually do crunches is wild. If not for the fact that I’d be dealing with tiny RG parts and decals again I’d consider get the 2.0 for that alone.

I’m going to go out on a limb here and say that this person has never once done anything that would actually help service members or veterans.

The pigeon lady saved the day, though. So on that basis alone, it couldn’t have been Piers Morgan.

Aw, snowflake got triggered.

Well, how else would we know it’s a pineapple and thus get triggered?

Hey man, President Convict would have stopped stroking Vlad’s balls while choking on his dick! That would’ve showed him.

That’s okay, unbaptized infants get a free pass to heaven! Y’know, because admitting the alternative is actually the case would be pretty fucked.

What’s that you say? Fetuses would also get a free pass? Shut up with your dirty heathen logic!

I mean, according to Revelation the faithful spend literally every moment on their knees locked in prayer venerating their god, so…

This is not a problem if you drive at the speed limit. Then what happens is that everyone else, who will be speeding, will continually pass you and thus create more car lengths in front of you. Unless you’re in a no passing zone on a two lane road, in which case they can follow the speed limit for once.

Actually, Rebels is supposed to take place between the Reva show and ANH, and he’s depicted as cartoon Alec Guinness there.

It always amuses me that we’re supposed to believe that in the span of 5 years Obi-wan goes from looking like Ewan McGregor to looking like Alec Guinness.

Texas choosing to not execute a man (for now)? Surprising, but not unwelcome.

Also:

In a response to that petition, the Texas Attorney General’s Office said Roberson had failed to prove his “actual innocence,” and that the Texas Court of Criminal Appeals had ruled Nikki’s injuries were “inconsistent with a short fall from a bed or complications from a virus.”

That’s… not how the burdern of proof works at all?

Hope he ignores the safety briefing and spills oil all over himself.

The article doesn’t make it sound like the direction he’s actually taking, but he could potentially sue for defamation, since they’re attributing the messages to him, which he denies is true, and the messages have had a pretty apparent negative effect on him. Seems like he’s suing for leaking his PII instead though, so I guess he’s doubling down on the notion that someone apparently went through a lot of effort to fake everything.

…Wow, what a moron.

Well, this has no online component, so hopefully it won’t end up like Battlefront Classic.

We do not recognize Communist Chinese agent Joe Biden

I mean, you’d recognize Communist agents, wouldn’t you, Communist Russian agent Jones.

I’m fine with doubling down, if it’s all powered by furnaces that burn billionaires. After all, they’re all going to die eventually anyway, so they might as well provide some tangible service to the world for once.

/S