May as well of said I won the lottery lmao.

From our collective girlfriend Nicole, it has to be true.

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      So much confidence. That it came from the email at the top also fills me with joy. /s

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    I got a weird one the other day as well. To me, the oddest part was it gave me zero information about anything except their name and department they worked in lol.

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      Different tactic, just as easily will get you in a mess. I find that one to be a bit more of a threat than mine.

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    If you want to fill them with an equal measure of joy, DM them back a pic of the last gigantic dump that you took.

    No preamble, no context of any kind. They know why it’s happening - big smelly log of shit fed down the drain, but long enough to plap on the porcelain near the seat. Really blow their socks off, and maybe nauseate them too.

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    (Hiring Requirements: 22+)

    if you ever see “22+” or similar (sometimes 25+), whether it’s business or romantic in nature, it’s almost certainly a scam. you see this a lot with bots posting personals on reddit, they want to capture more lucrative demographics.

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    Is this the scam where you get duped into hosting dozens of laptops in your home so North Korean operatives can look like they are working from a US location? Yeah, that didn’t work out so well for that one lady after she was caught doing this by the FBI and thrown in prison for a couple of decades for aiding a foreign enemy in espionage and money trafficking (or something like that).