• Lady Butterfly @lazysoci.alOP
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    5 days ago

    I’d fake suicide at the beach, no cctv and nobody around. Leave my car, wallet and keys behind with a note. I’d dye my hair at the beach and wear bulky clothing to hide my shape, then walk away.

    Faking it isn’t hard it’s nobody ever finding out ever that’s hard I reckon

    • ExtremeDullard@lemmy.sdf.org
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      Faking it isn’t hard it’s nobody ever finding out ever that’s hard I reckon

      The problem isn’t convincing people that you’re dead. That’s really easy.
      The problem is convincing everybody that you’re someone else. In this day and age, it’s very, VERY complicated to assume a fake identity that stands up to scrutiny.

      • Stepos Venzny@beehaw.org
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        As I see it, the goal is to convince specific people that you’re dead and it doesn’t really matter if anyone knows you’re alive who wouldn’t tell them. There’s no need to fake an identity unless you’re specifically hiding from the government.

  • TheAlbatross
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    Tell everyone I’m going backpacking on the AT and instead fly outta the country.

  • djsoren19
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    the question has a flawed premise. Faking your death is the easy part, basically just let anyone know you’re travelling into the wilderness and then don’t return. The hard part is what you do after. You can’t access any funds you had, your ID, your birth certificate, you essentially are giving up your ability to be a citizen in whatever country you’re living in. Your best chance of being able to live a new life is likely travelling by foot/car to a corrupt country where you can purchase fake credentials with cash.