• 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️@yiffit.net
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      1 year ago

      looks at the figure, then at an American Kinder egg that wouldn’t even fit that figure inside

      God damn, your eggs are also bigger than ours! 😩

      More chocolate and a toy? The American dream is a joke. This is a nightmare.

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      I am. The ones here come with shittiest tiny “wtf is this even supposed to be?” toys.

      Also, “it’s just ma’ bo^oow”

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        I’d mail you some, but if you get caught you might be fined $2500 per egg.

        The US: The rest of the world has too many regulations.

        The rest of the world:

        Also The US: KINDER SURPRISE EGGS ARE MADE TO MURDER CHILDREN!!!