• Blahaj_Blast
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      1 year ago

      I am. The ones here come with shittiest tiny “wtf is this even supposed to be?” toys.

      Also, “it’s just ma’ bo^oow”

      • Norah (pup/it/she)OP
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        1 year ago

        I’d mail you some, but if you get caught you might be fined $2500 per egg.

        The US: The rest of the world has too many regulations.

        The rest of the world:

        Also The US: KINDER SURPRISE EGGS ARE MADE TO MURDER CHILDREN!!!