• Blahaj_Blast
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    1 year ago

    I am. The ones here come with shittiest tiny “wtf is this even supposed to be?” toys.

    Also, “it’s just ma’ bo^oow”

    • Norah - She/TheyOP
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      1 year ago

      I’d mail you some, but if you get caught you might be fined $2500 per egg.

      The US: The rest of the world has too many regulations.

      The rest of the world:

      Also The US: KINDER SURPRISE EGGS ARE MADE TO MURDER CHILDREN!!!