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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to hmmm@lemmy.world · 1 month ago

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to hmmm@lemmy.world · 1 month ago
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    “Mornin’ neighbor. Hey just a question, is America great again yet?”

    “Fuck you Frank”

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      punches worker card in punch card machine

      … company whistle blows to start the day …

      Hey Frank! How are your stocks? Lol!

      Hey Gary! The Lord won’t take you in the rapture!

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        I’m imaging the spy vs spy cartoon guys in this whole exchange

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          I was thinking more of Ralph and Sam cartoons (I couldn’t remember the original names in my first comment)

          Ralph and Sam

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            Yeah but that was just their job. They were friends outside of work hours.

            It was actually a really great PS1 game based on them back in the day

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              Ralph and Sam had a game as well? I remember Spy vs Spy having a fun game, played it on Xbox a bunch with friends as a kid

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                Yeah Sean Seanson is a YouTuber who does like old school PS1 videos He’s got a great video on that.

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            They had names?!

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              They say it right at the beginning, but the wolf was always Wile E. Coyote in my memory.

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    “Fuck no I’m not talking to that asshole about doing a new roof.”

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      I cant help but to notice the liberal could afford architectural shingles and the conservative could not.

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        deleted by creator

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        The conservative also sweats balls in the summer at night.

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    That patio set is hotter than the Korean DMZ

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      I imagine they both wake up every morning and sit at the table, casually drinking their coffee, before getting started with their very angry days.

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    Plot twist: they’re both libertarians

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      Conservative Libertarians vs Bleeding Heart Libertarians

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        Left libertarians exist! There are dozens of us all across the country!

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          Ik, im an Anarcho-Syndicalist.

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    I choose to believe that this is one house and one person put up both signs.

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      Would, fuck em both

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    That Abraham Lincoln fucker lied to me. This divided house stands just fine!

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    Weird. The magat actually displayed their flag appropriately, as outlined in the US Flag Code, with the stars on the left when its hung vertically.

    Funny enough, the flag on the right is not appropriate according to the US Flag Code. It is an altered version of the flag being used for political purposes. They also have their chakra rainbow rug upside down, purple usually on top. I don’t see the chakra glyphs on there, so maybe it’s not meant to represent them.

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      deleted by creator

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    See also the July 4 2022 cover of the New Yorker:

    https://www.newyorker.com/culture/cover-story/cover-story-2022-07-04

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    Hatfields and McCoys 2025

  • ᕙ(⇀‸↼‶)ᕗ@lemm.ee
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    united in hate

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    Call me picky if you must but I don’t want to fuck either one of those geezers.

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    Yeah tbh

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    Maybe a fence would be in order?

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      Build the wall

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        But the wall is already built?

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