I have 2 dogs and 2 cats. My brother has 2 dogs. The one pet that loves me the most is my brothers dog. He doesn’t live with me, he was the only one that never have, but this dog will cling himself on me like the human of this meme. He is a labrador and he will jump ony lap and keep looking at me. If I play with my nieces (that were born beside him) he will try taking them away and getting the attention all for himself. He’ll cry every time I leave poor baby
mom?
Kiki?
I told you not to call me that in front of the cool kids!
runs away crying and slams door
Kiki means pussy in Tagalog
kiki --> kitty —> pussy, we’re just going in circles
You say pets but that can’t be a cat, as it would fuck you up. If they don’t want to be held, they’ll slice you.
You just gotta squish that cat
Edit: like this
I have a cat that isn’t into sitting on laps, but also doesn’t realize he has claws. My MIL snuggles him when she visits no matter how much he wiggles and squirms - he’s never scratched any of us in the 7 years we’ve had him so far. Don’t worry, she only holds him for 5-10 seconds and then lets him scurry away.
He’s just a pawsifist
I would pull my childhood cats tail when I was like 2-3 and from what I hear she was very clearly incredibly displeased but didn’t even particularly try to get away.
I miss her even though she’s been gone a long time.
You underestimate the dedication of my love
I do that with women
yikes
That’s exactly how I handle my five month baby, just with more screaming and pooping.
From the baby?
Mostly.
Works on bitches too, unless they call the cops. Maybe bitches should be feared and respected.
