Chloé 🥕
hello! I’m Chloé, a nerdy ace trans gal :3
this is my lemmy account that I use sometimes. I am also on the microblogging side of the fedi at @carotte@toot.cat :3
pronouns are she/her
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why the fuck?
HEY! watch your language. it’s wh* the fuck
Chloé 🥕to Technology@beehaw.org•Switch 2 owner banned for playing second-hand Switch 1 games35·1 day agoyou forgot:
- making it mandatory for any 3rd party game to stay exclusive to the NES for 2 years, essentially giving themselves a monopoly
- suing to make cheating devices like the game genie illegal (they failed, thankfully)
- suing to make game rentals illegal (they also failed)
- introducing the lockout chip, normalizing walled gardens on consoles, as well as region locking
Chloé 🥕to Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Trump Congratulates Leader of English-Speaking Country for His Good EnglishEnglish29·1 day agothis is not trump being oblivious, this is trump being blatantly racist
“yes, i voted to suffer, but you must understand, it made people i hate suffer too”
well, the original is this, i think its been a shitpost all along
wild that many computers now have more RAM than this one has storage
Chloé 🥕to Technology@lemmy.world•Unless users take action, Android will let Gemini access third-party appsEnglish12·4 days agoi just use a debit card lol
Chloé 🥕to memes@lemmy.world•You know you made it in life when you get to sleep in the fancy pod18·4 days agocommie blocks, but… they look good???
because the picture was taken during a sunny summer day instead of a cloudy russian winter like usual???
impossible!!!
Chloé 🥕to politics @lemmy.world•Florida lawmakers sound alarm over plans ‘to send pregnant women & children’ to ‘Alligator Alcatraz’17·5 days agothe stats exist, you can check them instead of making shit up; the Latine vote was pretty close, but they still voted more for harris globally, tho i believe Latino men in particular voted ever so slightly more for trump
the only racial group who overwhelmingly voted trump, across men and women, and this is gonna SHOCK you!!, are whites.
whites voted for this; when are we rounding them up in concentration camps? when are we deporting them to europe?
“my ancestors warned me about situations like these. that bed is really comfy tho…”
land of the thief
home of the slave
Chloé 🥕to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•We'd like to welcome our newest Student to Hogwarts, Hun-Gary Mc'Spud.4·7 days agoConstant-Guin Poutine-Tremblay
with the liberals trying to pass shit like bill C-2, frankly, i wouldn’t be surprised if they started to subsidize gardaworld instead
specifically, adult marshmallows. you may not know it, but to be edible marshmallows have to be eaten while they’re young and small.
kinda like asparagus
why is “Ask ChatGPT” the first option. in any context.