Chloé 🥕

hello! I’m Chloé, a nerdy ace trans gal :3

this is my lemmy account that I use sometimes. I am also on the microblogging side of the fedi at @carotte@toot.cat :3

pronouns are she/her

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Cake day: June 13th, 2023

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  • Chloé 🥕toRare insults@lemmy.worldStark reminder
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    13 hours ago

    the action of crossing a road somewhere where there’s no pedestrian crossing, or while it’s not the pedestrian’s turn

    it’s a word that was invented by car lobbies to turn something done by humans for millennia (cross a road) into a shameful action, and in some places, a crime






  • the moral of this story, im guessing:

    CW: child abuse

    So remember kids, if Jeffrey did hurt children, he did it because he loved them very much! If your parents seem mean to you, or do things to you that you don’t want, it’s because they want what’s best for you. ☺️

    im not kidding i genuinely can see a prageru kids video ending this way, if one doesn’t already. they’ve legitimized child abuse on their main channel before







  • Chloé 🥕toMicroblog Memes@lemmy.worldalso expensive
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    3 days ago

    for real, on windows getting an update meant “ugh what thing do i need to disable now”

    now on Linux, it’s “whoa, that’s a cool feature!” and “OMG THEY FINALLY FIXED THAT FINALLY”

    the most negative thing is when they change something and you gotta get used to the new way. im not the biggest fan of the recent changes to Dolphin (the file manager, not the emulator), but it’s fine and I’ll get used to it. it’s not worse now, just different


  • i hope he wins the lawsuit (the forced migration with no refunds was very bad), but dammit that guy sounds insufferable.

    in the first video, one of his main motivators for starting the lawsuit, was that he made a server with guns, mojang made servers with guns against their eula, but just after this guy paid the 1000$ for the twitter gold checkmark on his server’s account…

    mojang making shitty eula decisions sucks, but is it grounds to sue? idk



  • i know activision did it with the crash team racing remake. at launch, you could buy in game items (like racers) with in-game currency. it’s a currency you only obtained through playing the game, you couldn’t buy it with real money.

    …until activision made it possible to buy the in game currency, and to accompany that, tremendously raised the price of all the items to entice you to pay…


  • I think the trick is to just let kids play what they want

    as a kid I grew up with basically every generation of nintendo consoles up to the Wii U, as well as a PC (well, a mac really but whatever) and I turned out fine

    i missed out on some of the big sensations of the moment, like fortnite or COD, but tbh I didn’t care, these games never interested me and they still don’t


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    5 days ago

    she’s still a real person. and it’s not like people don’t do this to famous women who aren’t billionaires

    yea you can truly feel the seething rage dripping from every orifice of this comment. in fact, as I wrote this the toxic tears falling down my cheeks acidified the soil, ruining its fertility potential for centuries to come. you tell me to touch grass, but alas, as a result of my overdriven ovarian emotional state all vegetation in a 10 kilometer radius has been utterly obliterated. c’est la vie.