Aww… Thanks for posting the truth, but I’m devastated.
You can make up for it by having sex with your cousin.
Can’t I just have sex with your cousin? Does that count?
Only if we’re related.
Phew.
The Alabama jokes write themselves
Ah, a fake article that is a loose excuse to bully people who may have disabilities.
Very cool
Are you lost?
Keep up the good fight
What the fediverse
They certainly look like stereotypical alabamanians
Aw, man!
Judging by their mugshots, they were perpetuating a longstanding family tradition
Gotta keep it in the family
Seven generations of uninterrupted fetal alcohol syndrome.
What in the ass backwards Ricky Bobby done got here
European here. And I’m afraid to ask but morbid curiosity is winning over fear. But… can someone explain me what
iswent wrong here? My brain shutdown.- They’re closely related
- They were having public sex
- They refused to stop
- It was during a funeral
- The funeral was for their shared grandmother
It’s fake. Curiosity satiated.
Cousins are not supposed to reproduce.
Having sex at a funeral is usually seen as disrespectful.
This is a big world, people’s customs vary, and I’m not one who expects everyone to follow my moral judgements, but “COUSINS ARRESTED AFTER REFUSING TO STOP HAVING SEX DURING FUNERAL CEREMONY” doesn’t throw up any red flags for you?
Not trying to dunk, more wondering whether I’m missing dry humor or a language barrier.
Is this sort of thing common in Europe?
Only for royals the commoners have a bit more braincells
Brexit might be your counterpoint to that. The brexiters are like our magas.
I also live in Europe and where I live it’s not common
Have you not seen the past European royalty?
GOOD point.
Behold the master race:
Alabama has a famous stereotype of people there being very incestuous
They are cousins. States in the deep south, such as Alabama, are stereotyped as being very redneck and open to incest. And then stories like this pop up it fits every stereotype.
incest at your grandmas funeral
Saving this thread so I can see all the alabummer roasts
GBO
Grams wanted her funeral to be celebration of life…a lewd, disgusting, cousin-fucking celebration.
Damn prudes never let people have fun!
Baseball, huh?
Yeah! I’m gonna fuck all y’all!