The cat walk

it’s very common for radio personalities to be like “THIS IS THE REAL STATION FOR HARD ALT CLASSICS, KEEP YOUR GRANDMA AWAY!” and then play the same 200 song playlist as every other station because radio has been captured by iHeartMedia and homogenized to hell and back.

Raccoons have opposable thumbs and thief masks, definitely S tier lockpicker race

Police officers are frequently held to lower standards and allowed to commit abuses with impunity; any police officer who joins that system and isn’t dedicated to police reform is just an agent of the system who should be assumed to be okay with the abuses.

It’s a shitpost

I posted about this exact quote like last week

Political compasses are barely any less vague than a left-right spectrum, please stop recommending it.

Something like 8values would at least indicate what you believe

I remember when facebook was new there was a Julia Roberts movie about a lady who made a blog about cooking every recipe in a cookbook and the vibe at the time was “you can get famous too if you just blog well enough!”

A game designed for hardware that doesn’t exist yet on a monitor that doesn’t exist yet.

Hysterics, you say?

That’s a jhong

You could say there is no… sense of security

I buy the metal can of Hill Bros High Yield because I’m worth it

And a trilogy of football games. American football, too

I’m definitely not proud that I let my autotomatic annual renewal go through in April. At least it was before the price increase, and now that I’m determined to not renew, I’m being a lot more stingy with my months.

Oh damn, Money Island is really the only one I was looking at, lemme know if you can’t find someone to take the key

Packing heat or packing meat? Yes.

it’s not top or bottom, it’s literally a sidearm

I think everyone is equally fucked/blessed in that scenario

this is so sad Alexa play Body Count’s in the House