Luigi’s response to a letter he received from a woman whose daughter had been screwed around by UHC.
12/29/24
Dear Karen,
Your letter is the first to make me tear up. I am so, so sorry for what you and your daughter so senselessly had to endure.
Pictures sent via mail are photocopied in a blurry black and white, but if you use (“Free Prints” app) you are able to send one in color. It requires my address and registration # (52503-511). If you are able to send a photo of you/your daughter or the mosaic it would mean a great deal to me. I will put it up on my prison cell wall next to your letter.
Your daughter is blessed to have a mother who loves her so much and fights for her so relentlessly.
Best, Luigi Mangione
From a substack via Reddit.
He writes with his left hand.
Totally sinister
Dudes a better person than 99% of government and business leaders.
Make this guy pope or something.
On it.
St. Luigi of Baltimore.
Luigi’s Mansion 4
also what a chill guy. I don’t condone murder, but to be fair, the guy he did kill killed many more people indirectly.
The CEO got what was coming to him.
Allegedly killed.
I know Luigi is innocent, we were having a board game night that whole week.
He’s a hero
And we’re locking this guy up!?
Anyone else thinking there is a none zero chance this is a government sting to get a photo of people who may be future assassins?
Considering there is zero evidence shown that the letter was ever folded and stuffed in an envelope? I’d say there’s a very high non-zero chance that it’s complete bullshit.
Maybe we need a way to generate and use PGP keys with neurons… 👀
Now make it so!
yacks another gram and a half of K
This seems a bit sus for pitching a specific app.
Welcome to American prisons, where they have contracts with specific companies to provide (usually abusive) services to inmates with no other choices.
If there’s an opportunity for a US prison to exploit capitalism to generate revenue, you’d better damned believe they’re already doing it.
It’s probably a prison thing. Like they need to use a specific app to get photos.
You are correct. I may or may not know a guy who processes return-to-sender mail and sees prisons rejecting photos and other communications that are not sent via their approved companies. This is the US. Don’t forget that prisons are for kickbacks, nothing more.
That’s not true, they’re also bastions of slave labor and class oppression.
Is that signature weird or is it my lack of ability to read cursive
It’s the signature of a male American that learned cursive in 4th grade before their body was ready for this sort fine muscle control and was never practiced again after learning to sign their name.
i heard people dont even teach it anymore.
Your signature is actually legible?
oh heavens no child. my signature looks like a crackhead was practicing klingon with a cold.
Mine looks like the product of an epileptic rat with a pen up its arse.
this Lemmite signatures 👍
mines changes everytime because i never was taught on properly write a signqature.
Mine is, but I spell my name incorrectly. It wasn’t intentional I just picked up the habit when I was really young and my handwriting was practiced a bit more
Mine is
- obvious first letter of my first name
- everything else is basically a scribble
Same. A~~~~y A~~~~
I know your name now Amarkaley Abbrabobos!
It’s obviously “Aloy Anderson”, the inspiration of the Video game Character “Aloy” from Horizon zero dawn.
smh
Well now I guess I have a reasonable chance of being able to forge your signature
That’s why I always used my dad’s signature instead of my mom’s (with his permission–so many silly things need signatures)
Why don’t you use the giant Sharpie saw wave method like Trump?
You mean Krasnov cursive?
his signature is pretty bizarre, does he even do cursive? he might hand mobility issues too.
I haven’t seen his signature from before he wore diapers, but I assume he does it like this simply because he’s a fucking weirdo.
everyone else is scribbled too, i might as well do it.
When I sign my name in cursive I always skip a few letters but it’s enough to get the idea since my name is usually somewhere else on the document also.
Wait, are people actually writing all the letters of their name in their signature?
You know that girl who cried when she got an A-? Her Onlyfans watermark is every letter in cursive.
No, is this real? That sounds hilarious and i would love to see it.
Can y’all post your signatures please? This is for research
a = [1,2,3,4]
y = a sin ax
You can kinda make out the first letter of each name. Seems like a normal signature to me.
Pretty sure he just stops after “Man.”
Can this be admitted as evidence?
Evidence of what? That he is human?
Evidence that he’s a good, decent human being? Sure, if he was on trial for being an inhuman monster.
But he’s not on trial for not caring about people. He’s on trial for killing a single CEO for motivations that still haven’t been clarified. We likely won’t ever get the whole story either. When you fuck with money, all the rules go out the window.
they also botched his arrest.
can anyone else say “jury nullification”?
Yes
But to what end?