she/they
Unfathomably silly
Ok this one is crazy, because I hear whatever I’m consciously thinking of. “Brainstorm”, “green needle”, “brain needle”, “green storm”. It’s actually tripping me out.
Btw I still hear “laurel” every time. I can hear “yanny” in the background if I really focus, but I always hear “laurel” as well.
I mean, better to have 25 more years of relative normativity than 4 or less
Mine is more “I don’t plan to live that long anyway”
Relevant Wizards With Guns video
Let π = 5
So basically Watch_Dogs profilers IRL
My ex-best friend’s behavior slowly changed over the years from joking back and forth banter to straight bullying. Constantly under the excuse of “it’s just jokes” and “we all do it”, even after expressing multiple times that he was going too far.
Ended up taking years of abuse before finally cutting him out for good
this Capitalization is Giving me a Fucking stroke
That’s great, but I don’t want anything with more than four limbs in my apartment
Is that a typo or was the Bee Movie even more sensual that I realized?
If they ain’t payin’ rent, they can get fuckin’ bent.
I try to kindly remove them where possible, but my empathy-to-arachnophobia ratio has a fine limit.
Jumping spiders are free to do as they please, however. Those mfs rule
That’s… actually quite terrifying.
The sci-fi concern over whether computers could ever be truly “alive” becomes a lot more tangible when literal living biological systems are implemented.
Crazy, I was JUST telling a friend about this guy like an hour ago
Not sure how a television is gonna fit, but here we go
Butt lickers are preferable to boot lickers
Full house, transitioning to 5 of a kind. Can be annoying to get going, but with just a bit of deck fixing it goes hard
Grapes
“Hey, check out how hard I can pee”