Hmm, so they were aiming for something else, but got here instead because they had crank theories about the shape of the universe? (Columbus thought Earth was egg-shaped instead of a sphere, like everyone had correctly thought since the time of ancient Greece)
They call us something translating to “the Andromidans”.
I mean you don’t have to go with the analogy fully, but yeah, that’s a deep answer, I suppose.
If we’re going by Columbus logic, probably “Jupiter”
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Translated to English, probably “Name-of-Star” 3, as in 3rd planet from our star, same system as Star Trek. The key difference is Columbus had no idea where he was going, and aliens have to know exactly where they’re going. Can’t shoot into space and find a planet by accident.
“This Land”.
Probably not Alienia
their new colony
Open season on the tasty meat creatures
Meat Packing Facility #173
Water planet with cancerous hairless simian population.
Are the aliens going to rape and enslave?
Very likely
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The call it “Dirt”. There was a misunderstanding with the word “Earth” and it got translated to soil or dirt, so they picked “Dirt”.
Shithead
Blue Marble probably
Probably some Italian gibberish.
