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ex-mormon here, born and raised.
yeah. it’s actually a fucking thing. oh also if you get a friend to jump on the bed or push it that’s also okay, because you’re not the one making the movements!
That’s a wingman and a half.
The technical term is “jump hump”
Have they never ran an unbalanced washing machine?
And how do you get it in without moving?
Shhh, let them have their fun
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Don’t forget about the Poophole Loophole.
Apparently anal sex doesn’t count according to some Mormon kids. So I hear, anyway.
Fuck me in the ass 'cuz I love Jesus!
As Garfunkel and Oates say: Fuck me in the ass because I love Jesus!
Fucking weirdos.
Celebrate fellow homos!
