Protip: you can climb perfectly well if said dicks are in your ass.
I can sure send the guy to heaven though…
“Hands full of penis” is a great title.
Mrs. Jane “Hands full of penis” Smith
or
Mr. Samuel “Hands full of penis” Finch
Hands full of penis is my new album
I don’t know if that would be a great or the worst. But I am down for it.
Video proof that’s not true
I hate being on ladders, I’ll stay down here with the penises.
Hello.
What about two penises
What do you think the ladder is made of?
Penises obviously.
Watch me climb the dick ladder mouth first.
Thanks for assuming it’s a handful
Fuck that, I better at least get a damn elevator.
So stop at every rung to jerk off. I’m not in a hurry.
I was literally touching my penis when my eyes alit on this post.
My first thought was that this was an incredible coincidence, and worthy of remark, but now I’m starting to wonder if maybe I’m subconsciously handling this thing more than I realize.
I know it’s shitposting, but even if we accept the idea that God would be interested by what you do with your own body when you’re alone, isn’t the whole point of the Bible that you don’t have to climb to go to heaven, but accept God’s grace?
I.don’t understand evangelicalism.
Some would even argue that the point isn’t to accept god’s grace but to be a good neighbor and take care of your fellow man.
Yes, I agree. I meant the point about heaven 🙂.
Some would even argue that the point isn’t to accept god’s grace but to be a good neighbor and take care of your fellow man.
I hoping to ascend and not to climb. I’ve gotta say, I’m worried that after a while god might not be able to do it. Like he gets me half way up and then I just kind slowly drop down to earth… And hes like all apologizing … “Sorry, it’s been a long day. This has never happened to me before. Maybe we can try again in the morning.” So on and so on.
All the while knowing he was intimidated by me swinging around my rock hard cock yelling “Look mom! No hands!”
🎶 What’s love but a second hand in motion. 🎶
