Trophies wouldn’t mean a damn thing if this didn’t happen now and then.

They still don’t, but they wouldn’t.

I can attest to that.

And they keep telling me I need to vote for them so they can kill me a little slower.

They voted for hate, this is what they wanted.

Let them change their behavior, but don’t let them gaslight you, they wanted EXACTLY this.

I’ve done a lot of pissing pre and post op.

Pissing while seated on a toilet sucks if you have a penis.

Penis-havers really should have more access to urinals in residential settings imo, that body configuration is just not built to pee sitting down.

Covid surge this summer

Jesus is the mascot, Paul is the quarterback, head coach, and general manager.

Most Christians actually worship Paul.

Good

Ooh then have someone describe OCD symptoms and it gets really fun

Obviously

Also entirely possible.

I knew it would make you mad but I did it anyway.

I don’t think you have the guts to do anything about it either, vibe coder.

He might have thought you were romantically interested in him, wasn’t interested, and didn’t know how to communicate that without being worried he might offend you.

There’s this concept of a relationship escalator and everybody rightly shits on how much it fucks things up on the back end of erotic relationships.

But in pretty much every kind of new relationship, whether it’s business, friendship, family, or romance, people expect to increase their commitments gradually, in coordination with the other person.

Yes, this means that most people looking to make new friends and lovers expect you to act a little less excited about getting to know them than you actually are. 🤷🏻‍♀️

It seemed like the llm had decided it was in a brat scene and was trying to call down the thunder.

He shredded Tim Walz in the VP debate. Was not even close.

Agreed.

Thanks for the exemplary embodiment of mastodon’s attitude toward alt text.

Bluesky was built to be a Valley bigotfest and data vampire from the very beginning.

The lead dev of mastodon is kind of a jerk sometimes, but he doesn’t run the instances.

I’m pretty certain that my Masto home instance isn’t going to turn into corporate trash because the the people running it have been running queer servers for decades and are community-funded.

And suppose mastodon does turn into shit? My home instance also supports other fedi protocols.

Companies founded by Jack Dorsey or taking VC money, though? Guaranteed hellsite, just a matter of time.

Hell you don’t even have to be funny on mastodon.

What we ARE picky about is posting images without descriptive text or asking for a volunteer caption.

org-mode

Well, you can fuck off Dean Cain.

Superman is an assimilated Jewish diaspora immigrant.

“Name?”

“Kal-El”

“Clark Kent, got it.”