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To the people reporting this: Yes, it’s a prank by the governor. But he really did so it, even as a prank, and the news covered it. So the story can stay.
In all seriousness, language and word choice are a very big part of propaganda and influence. It’s not an accident that we are discussing “death tax” instead of “inheritance tax”, or that you see reports of “looters” vs “survivors/scavengers”.
Its actually Lake 44.027354,-87.049900
Use the full name, y’all lazy motherfuckers
Are you using the center point by surface area instead of the center point by mass!?! 🤮🤮🤮
The proclamation has been forwarded to Google to ensure the world’s maps reflect this momentous change
😘👌😆
UK declares US to be called “United Colonies”
“The Sort of United Colonies Kingdom” or The SUCK
The “Revolting Colonies”.
There has also been no word on if the state of Indiana was consulted.
Glad to see the reporter having some fun with this.
No mention of Ohio. Like it should be.
This is great. Maybe officials from all over will rename places had make google add all the different names as per their policy. Imagine taking an interstate road trip and having place names keep changing on google maps as you cross state lines.
If Canada renames Lake Michigan/Illinois to Lake Ontario 2: Electric Boogaloo, would Google label it as Lake Michigan (Lake Illinois (Lake Ontario 2: Electric Boogaloo))? What if Québec wants to spread some French to it too?
Edit: updated Lake Manitoba to Lake Ontario 2 because it’s funnier
I can’t wait to hear UK announce some changes to their official maps.
Does New England sound better than Virginia? How about New Albion?
I’ll take New Albion. It’s time for a change. England had their turn.
Interesting, the lake’s name was changed from Illinois to Michigan around 1720. Time to take it back! https://digitalcollections.nypl.org/items/510d47da-ee8c-a3d9-e040-e00a18064a99
The Atlantic ocean is now “the moat”.
“The Pacific” is now “NordVPN Presents: The Pacific”
As a Michigander I declare Illinois is now South Michigan
Ohio is Underland
As a fellow statesman, I would like to propose that we ready ourselves for war. Surely we can take Illinois of all places, right? Maybe we can get a Lower peninsula to go with our upper, seems like that’s what happens when we get really pissed up here.
In other news, Lake Erie is still haunted by ghost pirates that nobody cares about.
As a Michigander, I’m going to guess it’s just all the meth Ohio does and not actual pirates.
I’m sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of this Ohio Buckeyes championship!!!
It’s those iron pirates again….
Ugh, classic whataboutism. You’re probably the commenter in every great lakes thread saying, “bUt whAT AbOuT thE laKE eRiE gHOSt PiRatEs?”
People can care about Lake Michigan and Lake Erie ghost pirates at the same time–this post just isn’t the time and place to center them in the conversation.
The tragedy of the Edmund Fitzgerald -shakes head-
Poor guys. 🥲
This is the funniest shit I’ve read today
Honestly these micro-dick edge lords renaming things has been a pleasant diversion over the last few weeks.
Wait, we can just declare shit? This changes everything.
I declare AOC to be Queen AOC.
No, just no…
Too late, they declared it.
