And we lost Colten again.

The Bang Bang Gang is cursed, I swear.

WWE learning they can’t just go full MAGA and expect people to keep showing up.

That’s kinda sad, really. I feel like she has a lot more to offer than just what she showed in WWE.

Still, if that’s the way she feels, more power to her.

Sir, this is a Wendy’s.

The really incredible thing is, they banned “no Zionists” but still allow “no Jews”.

Which should dispel the notion that any of this is about antisemitism.

Honestly, I feel like this is one of the few places “both sides are bad” works. Gawker was a bunch of fucking creeps and also incredibly fucking stupid, but that doesn’t make Thiel or Hogan any less of fucking monsters.

If anyone is wondering why this community is more than happy to see Hulk in the ground, you might find this article insightful.

Hulk Hogan, Trump idol and enemy of the free press, dead at 71

Nah, fuck him. In truth, he helped to create the hellscape we all live in now, first through his wrestling career, then through the Gawker lawsuit, and then from helping Donald Trump get elected (by speaking at the RNC, among other things). He deserves every ounce of vile and venom this community can give to him.

It’s fair to mourn your childhood hero and all, but that Hogan was dead for a long time already, in the graveyard of the myths we outgrow next to Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny.

The orange piece of shit that is unfortunately still alive.

Unlike the other orange piece of shit that just died.

Yeah, unless you were subscribing to the Wrestling Observer or something, you wouldn’t know what kind of a POS Hogan was IRL back in the day. When I first got online and discovered the nascent internet wrestling community back in the day, it was like the scales falling from my eyes.

We bury scabs here.

Right. Also forgot to mention he was caught on tape saying this to his (at the time) best friend’s wife after fucking her, which is just the world’s worst pillow talk.

Right, I forgot.

He also has a smaller penis than Hulk Hogan, apparently.

That’s debatable.

Well, he was the biggest star in wrestling for over two decades by a wide margin. And he’s the reason wrestlers don’t have a union, he abused his backstage clout to destroy careers and drive two different wrestling promotions into the ground, he was caught on tape admitting he was a racist and using the N-Word while bemoaning the fact that his daughter was dating a black man, and he campaigned for Donald Trump last year. Just an all around piece of shit

You don’t really need the Blendtec blender, though. A $30 Oster blender will do just fine.

Having opinions on things you know nothing about is a proud Republican tradition.

Ah. I suppose that makes more sense, then.

Nyla’s on Bluesky now!

They’ll probably throw out an NXT SuperBrawl show to go head to head with Forbidden Door or something.