If I was DMing that game I wouldn’t argue, but every other NPC they encountered would say “Wow tall guy! You must be good at picking apples!” until they decided they needed to do a reincarnation to get away from it.
So many side quests where you have to get something off the top shelf for someone!
“Oh brave adventurers, I’m so glad you’re here! I have a special mission for one of your party. If you meet me in this warehouse I will be sure to reward you handsomely…”
“Would you please get that crate down for me?”
Don’t tell him about the NBA
Clearly you’re a half-giant
Not the part of me that boys are interested in :(
Ah you’re full giant in those parts I see
Oh god no…
Your wit?
Nah I just meant that I have small peepee
Guys afraid/insecure likely, guys not interested unlikely. True regardless of gender.
You don’t know how little I care about myself
Caring about oneself is very important, for how can you truly strive for achieving anything if you don’t care about yourself.
The world is a beautiful place with a lot going wrong with it, and we can work to make it a beautiful place for everyone if we do what our ancestors have done for generations: care about ourselves with the self-awareness to realize that caring about others improves all of our lives.
That type of smallness is something you probably want to work on for your own sake.
To be fair I don’t know if you exist
Better restore your humanity then
