Him becoming host has all been payback for this robbery

A pharaoh to remember, I think

There were no reports of any major disturbances or arrests at any of the rallies.

No chuds showed up anywhere? That surprising but worrying, what are they planning…

https://www.npr.org/2025/02/04/nx-s1-5285470/venezuelans-florida-tps-immigration-trump

Bunch of fucking morons

Leaving the union? Yep you guessed it, unconstitutional. Secession would absolutely cause a war

We’ll see, whip guy could easily switch to a gun though and you wouldn’t reach step 3 for a long time

Just make them Pan, then the orientation doesn’t matter

Hyper fiber??? I don’t even have regular fiber here and y’all are moving on to HYPER???

“I am bought and paid for by the Israeli government”

No way! But every Signal evangelist has been coming out of the woodwork to ensure everyone that this just isn’t possible! That Signal is “super safe”™️ and “unbreakable”™️

Mmmhm, thanks Nixon

while hinting at a potential 2028 presidential run.

No, fucking STOP IT you old fucks. Use what little fucking energy you have left to support a YOUNG AND POPULAR candidate not more of the same aging bullshit. You should be focusing on talking to real people and pushing the issues that real people care about for the benefit of the entire fucking country, not this “it’s my turn” bullshit.

I’m betting on no stock, why supply the cheap ones when they can “focus” on the expensive ones and have people waiting on the edge of their seats for the opportunity to get one. They’ll push people into the mindset of “well the expensive one is available NOW and who knows how long until the less expensive one is available so I’ll just get this one now”

Wheelchair? Weren’t they more known for body bags?

Common UK Appeasement L

WHAT IS THE CHARGE?? EATING A MEAL?? A SUCCULENT CHINESE MEAL???

And the part with dropping a found wallet with the police. We all know they’re going to do fuck all to find the owner.

You ever feel a load of memories hit you like a truck? Yeah thanks dude