Tesla Swasticars Model SS
The GPS voice is Hitler screaming and yelling directions at you in German
Rechts. Rechts. Ganz Rechts.
The Founders Edition is a limited production run of only the first 88 units built
Edit: and it comes in 14 package variants, naturally
This looks better than the Cybertruck
I thought so too!
It also fixes many of the issues with the cyber truck. That one has paint, it hasn’t got the stupid unified headlight, which isn’t legal in most parts of the world, and it’s a more traditional shape which means it would be easier to manufacture.
Still a swasticar though.
Looks more like a swastivan to me, TBF.
Any other company made it… I would totally want this!
…But I will not support that fucking Nazi currently tearing down my country.
I mostly agree but this is stupid
Elon Musk isn’t a Nazi, FFS.
… Nazis could make cars.
VW means people’s car. Making nice cars is a socialism, apparently.
VW means people’s car.
That’s not wrong, but Volk is more nuanced than that. Think somewhere between folk and ethnicity, so it’s still fascist.
Not entirely true
Substantiv, Neutrum [das]
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durch gemeinsame Kultur und Geschichte [und Sprache] verbundene große Gemeinschaft von Menschen “ein freies, unterdrücktes Volk”
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[ohne Plural] Masse der Angehörigen einer Gesellschaft, der Bevölkerung eines Landes, eines Staatsgebiets “das arbeitende, werktätige, unwissende Volk”
- Many people who’re connected through similar history and culture, “a free people”, “a suppressed people”
- [without plural] Members of a society, the inhabitants of a country, “the working people”, …
No, it’s definitely not a comprehensive definition, I was going for the meaning in context of VW. The correct response to pedantry is pedantry, though :)
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You’re wrong.
In German and Dutch it just means people.
In German spoken since the nazis used it as a propaganda term it has taken on a different connotation. The denotation of “Volk” may be “people” in some senses, but “Menschen” fits much better for most uses of people. “A people” is “ein Volk,” but “people” is most commonly used as the plural of “person,” which would be “Mensch.” “Volk” has an ethnic connotation, which the singular meaning of “people” has, but the plural does not.
Yeah, you are right.
He’s a cheap American imitation Porsche family.
This has layers
NGL, that AI generated cyber truck looks far better than the real deal
That is an SUV
He would call it an XUV or something
卐UV
In most othe countries, this would be a van
Fair. I’ll stop calling Swastikars Swastikars, or was it Swasticars? I think it’s Swastikars.
Anyway, someone cooked up the word Hakencruisers and I really loved it.Wankpanzer is pretty good too.
Better, I’d imagine.
“Oh, here comes a hakencruiser…”
“A hack and what?”
Versus “look at that fucking wankpanzer. Fucking wanker.” Can’t go much simpler than that.
NGL that swasticar is much better than the rest of their lineup
If it wasn’t a tesla it would look great
This is the vehicle anonymous men in black suits use take you away in, like, every dystopian movie and video game ever.
Is it specifically the cybertruck people are calling swastikars, or is it all tesla cars?
All of them. The cybertruck is just the dumb swasticar.
It’s the Panzer VIII Maus of Swastikars. Except they keep making them for some reason.
There are stickers as well. Absolutely don’t put them on swasticars.
Do be careful, those vehicles are covered in cameras. Arnt dystopias fun! /s
Oh man on the paint? That’s just rude.
On a cyber truck or late model year…sure. But the ones that bought new before it was obvious how much of a shitheel Musk is…back when the Tesla stood apart as the electric car? Leave those guys alone. Or at least just inconvenience them by putting it on glass.
Xitler
yea that will show him for sure
The point of this post is that this shit bothers him. Read the room, of stop trolling.
Who has Elon growing a toothbrush mustache on their bingo cards?
A musktache if you will.
He’ll need to get hair transplants first…
The Nazis didn’t use the ‘Swastika’ per se, they used a specific type of swastika called the hooked cross or hakenkreuz. Calling the Nazi cross a swastika brings confusion and disrespects many cultures where the symbol has a meaning diametrically opposite to that of nazi ideology.
In english the Hakenkreuz was always called swastika. That’s the common usage and calling that wrong is pretty pointless.
This really is not a “well, actually…” situation.
Indeed. Most people don’t know what a real Swastika is because of Nazi fuckheads. They don’t deserve to be able to continue using the term.
So yes that is all true.
However, the mental link of the name “Swastika” with the Nazis has had 90 years of reinforcement in popular culture.
If you want to perpetuate a meme that annoys Elon and damages the Tesla brand (because I think they still spend $0 on marketing) then:
- “Swasticars” is a very good phrase because it’s a portmanteau and everyone (in WEIRD nations) can work it out, have a little giggle, and then spread it as a meme.
- Explaining that it’s technically incorrect by going “well actually… (Pushes glasses up)” is not going to help spread the meme and is just being a bit pedantic.
By all means I encourage saying anything to pass off Elmo. Was just agreeing with the above point. I can do both.
You make a very good point that i have not considered yet. Thank your for bringing this to attention.
I’ve been practicing dharmic religion for many years. Swastikas are used pretty heavily in dharmic spirituality to represent wisdom, or divinity, or the sun. I understand and have even used the symbol for its intended meaning.
The symbol the Nazis used is a swastika. It’s okay and correct to call it one.
Is it ok to print Swasticar stickers and stick them on Tesla’s parked on the street?
Ugh… please reconsider. Many of us bought model 3/Ys years ago because they were a viable option to ditch gas vehicles. It’s bad enough that I’m stuck with this car for a while longer, I really don’t need it getting vandalized making people think I’m a fucking fascist.
They make bumper stickers that say “I bought this before I knew Elon was a fascist”, if that helps
Yes but if I put that on my car then the group more well known for vandalizing cars will want to vandalize it.
Yeah… I’m strongly considering getting one but I need to be able to remove it so that way the psychotic red hats whose driveway borders mine don’t decide to torch my home at night.
Maybe you should put that on a sticker on your own car :-)
Wear a mask so Elon’s spy camera network doesn’t ID.
or better yet, wear an elon musk mask while doing it
I would wear a Dopey Donald mask but then Elon’s cameras would be able to pick up the big orange head from space.
Interesting that swatsicars didn’t show up in Google searches. I guess we have to keep searching Google.
