I’d have kept them in my fish tank.
((Alien facehugger screech SFX here))
Fun fact, fruit fly sperm is several cm in length when uncoiled.
It’s surprisingly sweet, too!
I was supposed to eat soon…
What a terrible day to have eyes
Hat Chat podcast deep cut?
*cups balls* “can you feel it kicking?”
So after vasectomy it would burst out of your balls like a xenomorph?
Enough internet
moar
Eraserhead (1977)
Audible plop as it comes out.
Having that thing come out would be horrifying, but so would be taking it in. That’s some alien shit right there.
start farming them, infinite food source
Did someone hold a gun to your head to force you to type this comment or did you voluntarily choose to make us read it for some godless reason?
Speadin the wealth
Hey! Look at this comment! It didn’t fucking need to exist. At all. Ever. What the fuck.
IDK why you don’t like this thought cuz your mom swallows real good
This implies mass produced babies
Nah, just some classic man milking.
The alternative is probably not much better:
Oglaf is a wacky treasure 🙏
True. Each comic is like a box of very weird choclates.
ಠ_ಠ
Testament to his genius that I have only watched this movie once and I immediately knew it. It bothered me. Movies don’t bother me.
I watched it about 20 years ago and I don’t think I will ever again.
Fantastic movie.
Out of morbid curiosity, what movie is it?
Eraserhead, the first? movie by famed genius/madman David Lynch.
Thank you! I didn’t want to have to dig up the episode by hand. The YT short missed the excellent stinger that seals this joke.
First of all: compare with friends.
It feels good
Rubalino!