Live broadcast of a copycat Luigi? 👉👈
Halftime show
Rogue helicopter crash into the the stadium?
That might happen without anyone trying.
That would count as regicide.
Turns out it was just a drink eagles fan mad at the refs for winning another game for kc
I can’t even express how scarred I’d be if someone murdered him…
Please don’t, guys…
Murder him, that is…
No. Please. Don’t.
Oh no, please don’t harm the fascist… I’d just cry… Totally from sadness and joy.
He said if he gets assassinated he left orders to obliterate Iran. I’m still looking for the downside, but so far it looks like a great deal.
I’d say igniting a world war would be a pretty major downside…
Not to mention that the people of Iran do not deserve to be “obliterated.”
Look, if you can’t handle some gallows humor, the next four years are going to get really bad.
Oh, that was supposed to be funny?
Oh, I get it. You suggested you’d be ok with killing 90 million people for something they had nothing to do with.
HA HA HA HA THAT IS FUCKIN FUNNY MAN
The violent retribution of his base would run wild through all cities.
I mean that would not stop musk unfortunately so if you’re looking for a twofer, buy Taco Bell’s new taco supreme twofer where you get chicken and beef mixed together into one hot wheat bag of fun, how come we got hot model Zoolander murdering the prime minister of Malaysia Yes, I’m pretty sure that’s what happened in this timeline, and Malaysia hasn’t made their own Miss universe to get Trump? Makes you really think doesn’t it?
Secret service must be sweating bullets
I’ve been in NOLA for the Superbowl all week (I get to leave Friday) this place is locked down as tightly as DC was during the 2020 elections.
Or they’re scrambling to come up with a better plan
I do find it odd no sitting president has before. I get the Super Bowl is relatively new, but it kinda shocks me no other president has.
I guess when you’re trying to prove you’re not Hitler 2 you gotta look good for the people you’re going to send to jail.
A quick search shows on average a box at the Superbowl costs between $750,000-$2 million.
The President makes $400,000 a year.
They can’t sit in the stands, so the reality is no president should be able to afford to go to the game.
how about vance and musk and the doge team. I really think they should all go.
Yeah. They should all hang out together more often.
There was this golden opportunity at the inauguration to get the three biggest billionaire assholes in the world (plus Cook and Pichai) along with Trump and Vance and… for some reason nobody took them up on the offer.
My disappointment is immeasurable, and my day was ruined.
Only reason I even watched that shit was trying to see that happen live
I’d protest by not watching the game, but I never do anyway.
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Hey, totally unrelated, but does anyone remember this Simpsons episode?
Remember Don, the last time you went to a football game? Remember how that went for you?
D’you think we can get Ricardo Montalban to hypnotise one of the sportsball players?
He hadn’t attended the last time he was in office? Why all sudden is he interested in going now?
Can we get the crowd to flip him off again? That’d be cool to see on tv. I don’t watch tv or sports, but it’d make it to the internet and then I’d enjoy watching.
Damnit, I wanted to watch the game in peace.
“Black Sunday is a 1975 novel by American writer Thomas Harris…”
Hope not, though. Too many innocents.
The Superdome holds ~75,000 plus staff.
I wonder how many innocents will be killed by multi-bigoted, fascist, patriarchal oligarchs working to make the orphan-shredding machine run on pure-white mandatory babies?
