Brb I gotta gouge my eyes out

This just in: DOGE Whistleblower dead from undiagnosed peanut allergy

Pretends to fast during the day

Still partakes in feast at sundown

Profit

Still waiting for valve to do an all in one headset

Yes

Tike to start joking about using violence against politicians i guess

Danny DeVito

THE SCAR IS NOT ON THE WRONG SIDE!

The medicine is thalidomide

That’s rough, buddy.

Silly paramedics everyone knows helping brown people is against international law

God damnit i forgot about that and spent the day writing bad code

Yeah i’d believe that. The more i read about the shuttle program the more it seems we were sending people to space in giant metal sarcophagi seemingly held together in duct tape.

Not that reusable spacecraft wasn’t a marvel of engineering, but it quickly becomes apparent that NASA was missing out on the funding they had back during the Race.

Lets go pancakes at 8pm

Just as the good Lord intended

Breakfast foods are some of my favorite comfort foods, but definitely not something you eat for nutrition or anything, save maybe an omelette.

Weird, i was able to download it. I sent it to a group of friends who also all knew it was ai.

I feel like an old man who isn’t caught up with the modern “trends” lol.

Someone help me what’s the tell i cant see it

Shrimp photoreceptor situation is crazy

I feel like there are a good six very large companies that could give firsthand accounts on why letting Elon Musk touch an important piece of software is a terrible idea.