• UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml
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    20 hours ago

    Just keep in mind God doesn’t think anal and oral sex (hopefully not in that order, but no shame you do you) counts according to some religious people i met.

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      12 hours ago

      He’s definitely okay with oral. Provided you swallow.

      There is nothing outside a person that by going into him can defile him, but the things that come out of a person are what defile him.

      – Mark 7:15

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          9 hours ago

          He hung out with a bunch of dudes and the main guy’s beard who was clearly just a prostitute he was paying to make the whole thing look legitimate. I mean obviously he’d be into this stuff.

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      19 hours ago

      My understanding is that anal and oral are “wrong” in the same way masturbation is, it’s spilling your seed outside of sex for procreation.

      But like, clearly a tier better than premarital sex so…

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        8 hours ago

        That also isn’t the moral of that story, despite what they tell you in Sunday school. Onan was punished because he didn’t want to impregnate his brother’s widow, which would have legally given his late brother an heir rather than Onan inheriting the property. Look up “levirate marriage”.

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        18 hours ago

        If you believe Jesus, even looking at a woman with lust in your heart is equivalent to full-on adultery, so no tiers. Many Christians actually believe that and, for example, would treat discovering a partner watching porn as if they’ve discovered the partner cheating.