Lol “hiding”
I just have multiple ceiling hard points in rooms on all 3 floors of my house.
Yes, a sex swing! Definitely not for suspension bondage, I don’t even know what that is, haha. …unless? 🥺
Sex swing is easier to say than suspension bondage.
In the end, as long as it is properly secured to a beam, you can hang a few pals from it and it will work.
I definitely don’t want to tie up a cute little sub from my ceiling and take advantage of them when they are totally helpless …
Why’s the sub always gotta be little and cute? #NormalizeBigSubLove
Big and ugly sub. Medium sized regular looking sub. All of them
love me a big sloppy ugly sub for lunch
I feel seen. The introvert part of me is horrified, but the big, sloppy sub part is excited to be suspended from a fake smoke detector…
👉👈
Feel free to DM me 😘
or a boxing bag.
Great for fire detection!
You see you just have this special smoke detector and an actual detector in the same room, no one’s gonna notice.
The amount of places I’ve lived with old, busted, hard-wired smoke alarms replaced with newer battery operated ones.
I think the fingerprints and smudges are going to be more telling than a second detector.
