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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.netBanned to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months ago

Saving water

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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.netBanned to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months ago
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    If this is bro saying he doesn’t wash his ass, or his worry is because he knows his ass is stanky, then I have no idea how she’s put up with him this long.

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      I remember in the olden days of reddit where there was this huge thread where many people didnt wash their ass because it was “gay” or gross. I think it started with a thread about someone telling men to also wash their balls because they stink too.

      Water is a terrible lubricant too, I dont recommend for seggsy time.

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        My old wrestling coach once felt he had to remind us to “wash behind the balls.”

        • Evkob (they/them)@lemmy.ca
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          You gotta get your gooch!!

        • rockerface 🇺🇦@lemm.ee
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          Cleanse the taint, as it were

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        Gotta get some silicone lube for shower sexy time

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        Not tiktok. Stop self censoring.

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          Not tiktok. Stop self censoring

          I can say whatever the fuck i want. We said seggsy way before the hot garbage that is tiktok existed and you can’t “stop” me

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            Some of the euphemisms are also just plain funnier. Committing sudoku for example is top kek.

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          Secks-c

        • _cryptagion [he/him]@lemmy.dbzer0.comBannedBanned from community
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          Oh, shut up.

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          they said “ass” so I doubt that was the intention

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