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Yes! Produce more slaves for our overlords, or the world will end!
They’re producing exclusively Boss Babies
Nice, the ubermensch is back
breeding to save mankind from what, round heads and good eyesight?
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It’s like they saw that scene in Idiocracy and took it literally
Mike Judge and his corrosive effect on the psyches of GenX will be the death blow for the nation.
I love the idea it’s all Mike Judges fault…
They literally did
/c/BeholdTheMasterRace
The conceit and egotism of these people is laughable.
Is a complete lack of self awareness heritable? Are they going to breed a race of super clueless whities with bad eyesight?
elite but still need glasses huh?
They’re rich enough for LASIK, so maybe they just don’t want to see each other’s details while having sex.
I’m pretty 1337, but can’t see shit without my glasses.
That e-1337, not elite.
This couple and really anyone who learned about evolution by watching Idiocracy: if intelligent parents are needed to make intelligent babies, from where did intelligence first arise?
Heavy natural selection pressures. Don’t worry, we’ll see those again in a couple decades.
Broke: Higher calorie consumption, low stress environments, abundant free time, institutionalized and publicly funded education systems.
Woke: Generations of cracking open one another’s skulls to feast on the gooey goodness inside until only the largest and most succulent heads remain.
Two fishes fucked and made a deformed fish that liked air more than water. And now I have to “clean the garage” and “not eat all the cheese its”. Fucking ass hole parent fish.
Do fish fuck? I thought the one laid the eggs and the other spooged on them.
Yea. These fish fuck.
Besides sharks like the other commenter said, there’s a type of fish called “livebearers” who do indeed fuck and internally inseminate
They give birth to fully formed babies vs laying eggs and fertilizing them externally. A fascinating animal that falls in the category is the Amazon molly which gives birth to clones of itself
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Sharks fuck. It’s really unpleasant. They are also fish.
I always forget and think they’re mammals.
You might have them confused with Whale Sharks, which are Whales and therefore mammals.
Some motherfucker planted and watered some seeds and now I have to pay taxes. Fuck that guy.
Dicks… All of them
If human parents are needed to make human babies, from where did humans first arise?
Duh, Adam and Eve obviously! Read a book!
More like read THE book
Not intelligent enough for this question.
Looks like they both might be genetically predisposed to myopia. Not very elite of them.
Glasses make me look weak. They’re like a wheelchair for the eyes.
I always was on the “nerd” side at school but boy do those faces look punchable.
Love me some VEEP.
Having worked in public policy for several years, the 26-year-old Londoner had come to an alarming realisation about the future of the UK, the world – and the human species.
She’s 26?
What is “several” defined as here? 2? 3?
You seem to have the same problem I do. 🤭 it turns out several is kind of a fucking useless term, meaning more than two but fewer than many in number or kind. So…it’s defined by a bunch of nonsense-fluff numbers.
Several cannot mean two…but several can be 3. My sister called me to deal with “several” whatevers, I came over & there were 3 whatevers (can’t remember what it was), and I was like what the hell, sister, you said several & looked it up. Several sounds like 7, but it can mean 3 to idk, 9. It’s stupid.
For 3, most people would describe that quantity as “a few”.
That reminds me of when my 5 year old nephew started telling me a story by going, “Back when I was a little boy…”
It appears she was 26 when Malcolm proposed on reddit in 2013. She was born 1987, and he 1986.
No, I think that’s talking about Aria Babu, a person from London who’s changed the focus of her career to become a “pronatalist”. The woman in the photos is Simone Collins, and I haven’t read about her age. I’m usually the kind that reads the whole articles on links but I could only bring myself to skim through this lunacy.
Ah, I assumed it was about Collins. That’s on me for not looking up the article.
To be fair, it’s such a load of nonsense that it isn’t really worth reading…
Maybe it’s like 1.05 years, but that round up
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simone_and_Malcolm_Collins
Well that’s just a fucking trip of dysfunction.
Just that bit is a lot.
If the population declined and it makes the economy do less well, won’t people just have more children like they did the last time the economy was in that state? Every environment has a carrying capacity for the creatures that live in it. It’s not uncommon to see fluctuations above and below that equilibrium point.
Instead of pushing people to ignore the factors that cause the limit in humans, like not wanting or needing more children, maybe find a way to organize society so hitting that limit doesn’t cause massive problems, or try to eliminate some of the factors creating the limit. It’s insanely difficult in our society to have even one child who’s healthy, cared for, and prepared for their adult life while also being personally healthy, prepared for old age, and enjoying the variety of pleasures of existence.
Absolutely adore this bit from the screenshot:
which is based on Simone’s personal observations of lions and tigers on a safari trip.
Sad we have no studies on human children. But thankfully its perfectly reasonable for someone on holiday who’s untrained in interpreting big cat behavior to decide whats good for a bunch of animals is good for human kids too.
I let my children eat trash out of dumpsters. I determined it was a good idea after personally observing raccoons while on a park trip.
The Collinses married after Malcolm proposed on Reddit in 2013.
Crickey
🤢🤮
So redditors who deeply believe they’re superior are breeding? We’re in trouble.
I just read their wiki page and it is absolutely filled to the brim with crazy wacky shit.
The Collinses do not support transgender health care for youth, but express acceptance for people whom Simone described as “legit trans” as opposed to those who fall into the “trans cult.” Simone opposes allowing transgender students to use bathrooms corresponding to their gender identity and to play on sports teams matching their gender identity.
As a trans woman, this stood out to me. I’m not surprised that they are transphobic, but why make the point about “legit trans” and “trans cult?” I assume they consider “legit trans” to be the tiny percentage of transgender people who are right-wing nuts and the “trans cult” are those who aren’t. Basically they’re just saying “We only support transgender people who want their faces eaten” which is a strange way of phrasing it since usually transphobes tell all of us to go fuck ourselves, including the dumb ones that support the leopards.
It’s probably more like they can’t deny the reality of trans people, but they think that it’s a very tiny minority and the rest are just cultists.
You see this same fallacy with autism. Why are there “suddenly” more autistic kids? It isn’t because vaccines are giving them autism or something like that. It’s because doctors know what to look for to diagnose now.
People fall into this same trap with trans people, because 20 years ago it was extremely rare to meet an out trans person. So, now it looks like they’re suddenly everywhere! What could be the cause? A trans cult recruiting people?!
No, it’s a cultural shift. Damn, people can be stupid sometimes.
That’s a really good point. It’s not an evident thing from my perspective because being transgender is so normal to me that I don’t know if I would have ever even thought about that.
Look up trans medicalist they kind of seem to fit in there.
I know about transmeds, and considering that they think medical transitioning is required, I think it would be weird for a transmed to be against blockers and hrt for kids.
Bla bla managing director bla bla Investor Peter Thiel. OK, I’ve read enough. Yet another Thiel apprentices.
I encourage everyone to read the entire wiki page as well, and it will make sense why they are the way they are.
Read the wiki - They just seem like rich wankers to me.
Oh good I was worried they would be rich and be doing it for entirely monetary reasons
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Holy shit is America in for a surprise when the influencers catch up to the European glasses thing
We’ve got fucking bellends walking around like they smashed their faces into a couple of CRT monitors
Yeah as someone who can’t wear contacts and won’t do LASIK
Fuck big ass glasses they ain’t cool if they aren’t gonna protect you in a workshop
What are you on about.? Can you show a picture.
We seem to have some sort of natural immunity to that. Whether for good or ill, only time will tell.
Those inverted commas around ‘elite’ are doing so much work they should probably unionise.
And two more incestuous generations later you end with something like Elon Musk.
