BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 20 hours agoI had a neighbour friend who was not a mortician but embalmed his own wife.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square103fedilinkarrow-up1428
arrow-up1428imageI had a neighbour friend who was not a mortician but embalmed his own wife.lemmy.worldBonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 20 hours agomessage-square103fedilink
minus-squarelars@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·14 hours agoThis is what I do every time and it always works
minus-squaremassive_bereavement@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up6·10 hours agoWait, what do you mean every time?
minus-squaredumbass@leminal.spacelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·4 hours agoThey’re so fun to try and kidnap, I’ve given it a burl a few times, they gotta fucking tight grip tho, never been able to get em loose.
minus-squareDenjin@lemmings.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·9 hours agoYou mean killing the person you’ve just snatched into your car right?
This is what I do every time and it always works
Wait, what do you mean every time?
They’re so fun to try and kidnap, I’ve given it a burl a few times, they gotta fucking tight grip tho, never been able to get em loose.
You mean killing the person you’ve just snatched into your car right?