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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 22 hours ago

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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 22 hours ago

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hey, Google did this one over a year ago!
- The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldOPM
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  I’m guessing they keep interpreting “no” as “I don’t want to do this anymore” without realizing they asked a yes/no question. Lol
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    Yeah it seems it’s supposed to go somewhere and not be an absurdist “okay then” kind of joke
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    No
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      Okay.
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        Please tell me a joke
        
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        No
        
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        Okay.
        
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        knock knock
        
        pookie
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        Who’s there?
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        10 hours ago
        Have you been an AI long?

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