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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 months ago

There truly is a job out there for everyone

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There truly is a job out there for everyone

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 months ago
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    Poser racists think all Asian people are Chinese, all Hispanic people are Mexican, and all Black people are African. Professional racists can identify your home region by the minute traits that they loath about you.

    “The slight trill in their accent and the width of the bridge of their nose tells me that they are from the Cassidian Provence of Blahgistan just north of the Arno Mountain range… bloody Cassidians taking our jobs!”

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      I learn more about other cultures so I can be racist more accurately

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        I mean, being racist is such a huge part of your life. Why wouldn’t you want to do it well? Anything worth doing is worth doing right.

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          Seriously, racists are so lazy nowadays. Judging people based solely on skin color? Back in the day, they treated that shit like science.

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      GeoGuessr, but with people.

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        “I can see that the hair has split ends so we can narrow it down to 45 degrees of the equator, that hair clip that has 3 black stripes in the middle so that means we can narrow it down to Southeast Pennsylvania. Actually that scar looks like it was made from the fence surrounding the Walmart on Driver Road…”

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        That and absolutely nobody wins.

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      FYI loath vs loathe if you’re interested (unless it was a typo)

      https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/loath

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        Typo

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      https://youtu.be/UxI5qQAUWVc

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