I always knew California was a bedrock of metal illness
I’ll be deep in the cold cold ground before I recognize Missourah.
STOP doing manifest destiny
Nations were never supposed to span from coast to coast
Want to have more coastline anyway? We have a solution for that: it’s called a PENINSULA
Fjords
Narf
Stalin: our nation should span from coast to coast
Putin: I won’t be satisfied with just the Crimea peninsula
Iberian Peninsula is so hot right now
Left: Mental Illness
Right: Mental Illinois
states in the northeast
“we are the Midwest! :D”
“whelp, it’s retarded. honey, look away.” loads shotgun
So THAT’S what the psychs meant when they said I was living in a state of mental illness…
As someone who just moved from the west into “the REAL US” … this shit is old and broken and slow as fuck and everyone just accepts it like it’s supposed to be that way.
NY, Florida, Texas, California are the only states, the rest is Ohio
if your state has a natural border, it’s real. otherwise it’s a prank. Which square state are you from, the one shaped like a square or the one shaped like a rectangle. get real motherfuckers
And to think Africans complain about their rectangle borders, Americans are just fine!
typical yank, africans don’t complain about rectangle borders, they complain about straight lines.
your face is a straight line
I’m Canadian, this makes so much sense and why you guys have 50
I’m not murcan
Tiny alaska tiny alaska
Texas can’t be upstaged
There seems to be a mistake with this map, Minnesota is a Canadian province
I wish!
Florida just shouldn’t exist and I’d probably move California over to the other side. But on the whole I think this pic is passable.
Mentall
Sooner or later Florida won’t be a state anymore.
The great Florida reef?
That’s clever those buildings could potentially become home for the future fishes for sure. https://www.newsweek.com/map-shows-cities-that-could-go-underwater-sea-level-rise-1996760
Ah but obviously tourism would spike to see to see the lost city of
AtlantisFlorida
Colorado: Real US
Rest of the states: Mental illness
True. Also how is Florida not mental illness? SMH my head.
What’s a Fllorida
You left the panhandle, which is the worst part of florida
Despite the fact that I have family in florida, I would definitely swap florida and California status, least Cali does something good for the country with their tech innovation and privacy laws. I can’t recall the last time Florida did something good
As a Californian I can say thats probably the least we give since we have a shit tonne of different industries within the state. Reminder we are the fourth largest economy in the world.
Wow are we really that high now? Last I knew we were like the eighth. Either way that’s still wild to me how high were are.
Florida will be part of the sea in the near future. You don’t have to worry about them for much longer.
The moon landing launched from there., and that’s about all I’m willing to give them.
Miami Vice was pretty good though.
shaking my head my head?
Smh my head yes
It’s sooooo dry, CO kinda sucks even though I really want to like it 😓
I visited Denver earlier this year and needed a bottle of water just to walk from my hotel to the bus stop
Pro Tip: Pour water on yourself to become wet
California gave me a machine to automatically do that when I reach for non-vegetarian products in the store.
The line is so…vertical. Incorrect but funny.
